New Girl | Last Thanksgiving (S06, E07)

In tonight’s hottest episode, Ted Lasso season 3 episode 3 has it all: gay Colin Hughes, boys kissing, group meditation, himbos, Jesus Christ Superstar, a therapist who should lose his license, a therapist who is a goddess, a psychic visit, truth bombs, Keeley slaying her job, soft voice Roy Kent, awkward encounters with your ex, everyone’s favourite restaurant, the first time I’ve gotten full body chills over a matchbox, Jamie Tartt wearing slutty little earrings

Hangster but put them on The Bachelor

Miles Teller as Bradley ‘Rooster’ Bradshaw Top Gun: Maverick (2022) dir. Joseph Kosinski

You know what would be funny? Whether or not in this scenario Bradley and Mav would still be talking or not - imagine that Bradley still talks about his family, and that includes his dad, so Jake catches things about him from time to time and makes mental notes in case he ever meets him.

The problem is, he is not aware Bradley is talking about 3 different people. And Bradley talks about Mav using 'dad', and about Goose using 'dad/father' and about Ice using 'pops'. Sometimes he just uses 'my old man' for any of them and only he knows it.

So Jake is under the impression that dad, father, pops and his old man are one and the same person, which in turn makes Bradley's 'dad' into some kind of mythical being.

Because he's a naval aviator, but he was also a RIO?? He's an admiral, but he's a test pilot as well?? Or he was from Tenesssee but he was also from New York and from DC??? He had a father (Bradley's grandfather) who died in a car crush and who died in Vietnam, and who died of cancer? Also he has tons of medals but he's also a person non grata in the Navy? He drives motorcycles but hates motorcycles? He taught Bradley how to drive but also had his driving licence confiscated twice for bad driving?? He met Bradley's mom in a group home but he also met her through his best friend? He's gay but he's bi but also he's a straight ally who Bradley is pretty sure dated guys at some point (can that even be classified as a straight ally, Jake doubts it)?

Jake doesn't want to call out Bradley on the inconsistencies out of fear he'd stop talking about his family or feel pressured to tell him more than he's ready for, but Jake is also dying to meet that man just to confirm what is true

my Mexican dad before we went to go see Wakanda Forever: so Namor, it means like “no love”? Is that part of his character?

me: no dad, that’s just been the character’s name since 1939.

Namor in the movie: so I took that as my name, “Namor,” the child without love!

my dad:

Clement Gelly, “Graffiti, Through Grief and Discovery”, pub. Hazlitt [transcript in ALT]

PLEASE THIS IS SO FUNNY TO ME 😭 they are the only youtubers i have ever seen request the audience to periodically stop watching their content (that they profit from) to watch multiple completely unrelated movies (that they don’t profit from) because they are just that important. this is why i love them istg 😭

“We’ll be here when you get back! :)” LIKE LMAO?!? 😭 no one else is doing it like them!

Yeah I'd say ghost hunting for seven years even though you don't believe in ghosts so that your pal will give it his all fighting a puppet is equal exchange

never leave the house without asking this question first!

Brené Brown, Daring Greatly