* body language masterlist
* a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does
* a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes
* 550 words to say instead of fuckin said
* 638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again
* some more body language help
(hope this helps some ppl)
gods i've been unemployed and in pain for so long that the thought of going to an interview is making me explode
darn friggen black abyss
friggen won't let me pet my cat down there
i will pet the cat
ah, i get these kind of dream-like-things often. i feel like i've woken up, but then anything i touch/reach out to disappears. one time it looked like my mom walked in the room and she poofed as well then i woke up for a second time crying. what's up with that?
I thought I had a just woken up from a nightmare. When I opened my eyes, I saw an old man sitting on the edge of my bed, looking at me. I did not recognize him, but I didn’t feel particularly scared to see him there. I sat up in bed and reached out my arm to touch him and then suddenly he was gone, and I was awake sitting up in bed with my arm still reaching out.
I feel cheated. no one on Reddit told me that tumblr is a serotonin factory. Keep liking and reblogging my posts please thanks
big fan of this funky lil asteroid, sure hope it doesn't ruin some random guy's life over and over again!
I tried to leave Kudos on a fic that was already deleted (i had the tab open) and I was expecting it to just bug out or not work but this is so much more unsettling
I JUST WANNA LIVE IN A REMOTE LIGHTHOUSE ON THE NORTHERN COAST OF SCOTLAND AND SLOWLY FORGET MY OWN NAME AS I'M ENVELOPED BY SEAWEED AND BECOME FRIENDS WITH THE SELKIE
i looked up to you, i wanted to be like you. now i never want to see your face again.