I’m At The Pizza Hut

Me when people replace Gaz:

big fan of this funky lil asteroid, sure hope it doesn't ruin some random guy's life over and over again!

gays see something with "vampire" in it and hit reblog

one thing i adore about fandom is the “[bad parent]’s A+ parenting” tag on ao3. it’s so universal and so sarcastic and it makes me giggle every time i see it

the problem with society is we are no longer cringe and free, we were much happier when we could reblog superwholock without a second thought

offline #6

darn friggen black abyss

friggen won't let me pet my cat down there

i will pet the cat

whether you like it or not

i would cannibalize god's rotting corpse. if the opportunity arose

boyfriend asked what i was doing, told him i was editing a picture, boyfriend asked "is it something like house stretched out with the words 'menstrual blood' on it or some shit?", boyfriend was wrong, boyfriend was also onto something this goes hard