Headcanon: Professor McGonagall has a muggle wife she never mentions to the students, because they never ask.
Four years after Harry’s left Hogwarts he visits McGonagall’s home to talk her out of retirement, and the door is opened by a woman he doesn’t recognise. Confused, he introduces himself and asks to see McGonagall. The woman recognises the name and invites him in, saying Minerva will be home soon. She then talks a mile a minute, but not about the war - about the stories she’s heard about the golden trio from their head of house. About how Harry stood up to Umbridge, and how clever Hermione was, and how Ron had been able to beat her chess game, and how PROUD Minerva was of them all.
By the time McGonagall does arrive, Harry and her wife are chatting like old friends. Minvera’s wife calls her things like “Darling” and “Pumpkin.” Harry cannot believe his ears.
Harry is invited to tea every Wednesday from then on. He always looks forward to it.
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how many asks do you get questioning your sanity
enough to have made this: dennysareyouok.wtf
Full name: Remus John Lupin.
Born: 10th March, 1960.
Died: 2nd May, 1998. (Aged 38).
Blood Status: Half-Blood.
Also known as: Moony.
Species: Werewolf, formerly human.
Wand: 10 1/4″, Cypress, Unicorn hair.
Boggart: Full Moon.
Patronus: Wolf.
House: Gryffindor.
I'm sorry, but as a Gryffindor I expect you to do something like that, but what do I know. Just taking necessary precautions
Hey hey hey I'm doing the unusual asks thing #5 pls hahahahahahahaghahhahahahwyiwksnxnz
5? What is that, relationship status?Well, obviously….. single
How old is this ask, because I posted that a long time ago. And if this ask is recent, fuck you for making me look for it.
(Just kidding, I love all my followers, unless you’re Lilly, which you probably are
because then, my fuck you stands)
James: When we setting off the fireworks?
Sirius: You're not.
James: What do you mean? How not?
Sirius: Prongs. I'm a damn dog?? Do you have any idea what I go through??
James: Aww, lil Padfoot is scared of fireworks, how adorable
Sirius: Bite me. Actually, no I'll bite you. Try me.
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