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my bones are ffucking strong stop telling me to drink more milk >:((

anybodys skin incessantly crawl or is it just me

i like making people feel uncanny

haha what no

hey sexy. I can tell by the frequency of your blog updates that you are once again avoiding it all

if i were a rat people would love me so much

when i get in bed i feel my back become free of the weight it carries

^ me everyday?

owie owow yeowch my back

your honor, i had a bad dream can i sleep in your bed tonight?

AI can scrape my blog all it wants to

because i'm going to stick random words into my posts goldfish to confuse it.

i chicken cat kangaroo salmon hate generative AI, broadly speaking. AI makes me want to live alone in the woods with my Celsius Fahrenheit cats like my ancestors probably did.

Banana.

Also, I will be telling lies. Did you know fish can get jobs. Some of them are lawyers.

i was reading 'The Black Cat' by Edgar Allen Poe aloud for my friend today and discovered why s1 jonathan sims immediately gets into it. its so much fun to read horror as if you are the character experiencing the horrors.