Sometimes I Want To Take My Spine Out And Wring It Like A Goddamn Towel

sometimes I want to take my spine out and wring it like a goddamn towel

i have two moods

“i am youthful and childlike, full of joy and whimsy !! im YOUNG, i am not an old man”

and

“my fucking bones sound like pop rocks every time i stand. i am old and i have back problems and i should be put to rest already”

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Regulus black and James potter

Nobody fucks with the quiet autistic x yapper autistic duo like I do

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lmfaooo

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butyoureastarr

2 months ago

cough cough regulus black cough cough evan rosier cough James potter

Fictional characters got me so feral I could bite through steel

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2 months ago

Fuck jkr homophobic ass

sometimes during the day I think about the fact that neither Jegulus, Wolfstar or Dorlene are canon and I just.

Ugh.

Pain.

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2 months ago

woah where did you find this

true Barty is a shit

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2 months ago

I hate how on Tumblr, a username like lisa486 is almost certainly a pornblot, while someone named solidsnakesasscheeks is almost certainly a real person

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butyoureastarr

2 months ago

tbh I say "what?" 3 times in a row I just give up, smile and nod to whatever the heck they just said

My bad

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butyoureastarr

2 months ago

the last line got me cackling bro 😭😭

that’s sirius black that is

don’t pay attention to my handwriting some of us are gifted in other ways

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butyoureastarr

2 weeks ago

I could lay my eyes on the most gorgeous girl in my life and some boy who looks like he has greasy icecream as hair and who can't pull a push door would look and say "she's mid"

maturing is realizing that you aren’t ugly, all the guys at your school just have no taste 😘

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