Not Be Cackling Over Here

yummy

Dead gay wizards from the 70s

nah he drank 34 for a dare

Xeno: I think you're still suffering the effects of your party last night. 

Peter: All I drank was Redbull! 

Xeno: How many? 

Peter: Eighteen.

anything to put them thru pain <3

For every like Elon Musk gets a kick to the balls, for every reblog Trump gets fucking punched

naw my mind went racing after reading this

regulus goes weak anytime james kisses his neck

Yep yes yup si oui ciao

the purpose of barty's slutty waist is for evan to hold it.

ok would you like to adopt my grades bc I'm litterally cannot raise them

Why??

Thats interesting for sure

Happy early bday! 🥳

Please don't tumblr will be so empty

And congrats !

Life update:

I have all passing grades rn

I got interrogated by a cop

It started snowing in 70 degree weather

My birthday is in 43 days

I might be leaving tumblr

Oh and me and ex crush are together

I fear I can relate only to Evan Rosier 😔

Downbadism is a disease that James Potter has

"you won already" Is so real tho

God I hate getting ads for shit I already own. You won already bitch leave me alone.

thank you for reassuring me I feel like I would get shot by that person if I even just appeared in their ask box

Hi. Holds your hand. Reminder that:

No one will hate you for sending asks

No one will hate you for spamming them

No one will hate you for interacting with them

No one will hate you for sending them a dm

No one will hate you for checking in on them

No one will hate you for talking with them

And if they do I’ll beat them up ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ

do you ever have taylor swift takes that are so niche and pretentious that you’re like oh god even the freaks on tumblr aren’t gonna like this