Naw They Be Asking How's School And I Open My Mouth To Respond, Then They Spray Fucking Water In My Mouth

naw they be asking how's school and I open my mouth to respond, then they spray fucking water in my mouth like 😃yes, speak up sweetie💦 BITCH U LITERALLY JUST PRACTICALLY CHOKED ME WITH WATER 😭😭

Dont even get me started on xrays, like they shove a metal circle in my mouth covered in THE HARDEST POSSIBLE PLASTIC imaginable and the punk ass corner is stabbing my inner mouth and i cant adjust it 😭

I hate the dentist,

Lemme go over why:

Those stupid fucking metal thingies they use to scrap your teeth, istg it fucking makes me want to bang my head into a wall. Not to mention they always put the water too far back in my throat and then I almost gag- they put almost all the stuff too far back in my mouth, I can barely handle brushing my teeth without gagging violently what makes them think I can handle this weird air sucky thingy farther back? 🤨

The X-rays hurt, I’m not exaggerating here, it hurts to bite down in it especially the ones alongside the side of your tooth, the scanner with the little fucking wings. You know what I mean right? RIGHT? RIGHT. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN RIGHT?

Once when I was like 8ish I think, THEY FUCKING PULLED OUT ONE OF MY TEETH WITH FUCKING PLIARS, I’M NOT JOKING THOSE THING—A-MAJOBS LOOKED LIKE PLIARS, LIKE MECHANICAL PLIARS, PLS TELL ME I DONT SEEM CRAZY IT HURTS AND I CRIED AND THE BITCH FUCKING WENT “Ah 😀 no 👎🏼 I cannot treat crying 😢 people 😀👍-“ INTENSE BOMBASTIC SIDE EYE WHAT. (I don’t even know if I spelt pliars right)

And then today I was there, this lady was sticking the cherry flavored cleany gel thingy (pls don’t call me crazy I don’t know what it’s called) at the back of my teeth with the spinny thingy that goes around your teeth like the damn drill, I have gotten cacti it’s removed and they hurt less then whatever the fuck that spinny cleany toothbrush looking ass bitch is called.

Concluded, I hate going to dentist.