Started Laughing After Reading This

guys the P in my name stands for photogenic

thats why it's not there

YESS THE POSITIONS R EVERYTHINGG

Coming soon? ;)

I can't explain how happy i am when the "oh oh" shows up in a fanfic

marlene 'DID YOU HEAR ME?? PLAY THE FREAKING BEAT' mckinnon

peter ‘get it like rom-pom-pom-pom’ pettigrew

remus ‘get it hot like Papa John’ lupin

sirius ‘make a bitch go on and on’ black

james ‘its a femininomenon’ potter

I could lay my eyes on the most gorgeous girl in my life and some boy who looks like he has greasy icecream as hair and who can't pull a push door would look and say "she's mid"

maturing is realizing that you aren’t ugly, all the guys at your school just have no taste 😘

I rlly hope she's having a nice day rn

barty, stealing the marauder's map and figuring out how to open it- because of course he would, he's a genius- and seeing james and regulus suspiciously close together in the astronomy tower, dorcas and marlene in the gryffindor girls dorms incredibly close together, and pandora and lily also very close together in the ravenclaw dorms- not to mention, remus and sirius in a broom closet on top of each other, and peter and gilderoy in the gryffindor dorms also suspiciously close together-

barty, lying in bed half on-top of evan, fully naked: wow, did you know that all of our friends and all of our friend's friends are gay??

evan, who has been running his fingers through barty's hair for the better half of an hour: shocking

barty: i know! and they're all being little freaks right now!

Regulus black and James potter

Nobody fucks with the quiet autistic x yapper autistic duo like I do

where u at now then

why couldn’t i just stay in japan bro

I can see the vision 😃😃 literally can't wait for the finished the pieceee

Coming soon? ;)