😔 I Actually Thought For A Second Though-

hc that Remus lupin is allergic to almost everything

YESS THE POSITIONS R EVERYTHINGG

Coming soon? ;)

"You attract what you fear"

AH a 100k+ word slowburn enemies to lovers jegulus fic with background rosekiller, wolfstar, dorlene, pandalily, emmary, and xenopeter TERRIFYING

Im so reg and panda core 😌

tw: slurs, cuss words, and yeah

the marauders and their favorite curse words

bc my fucking cramps hurt so bad and i wanna kill everyone and the economy is shit and i have to go to my conservative grandparents party 😭🔫 but anywayssss

james: damn, my ex used to say this all the time, and he was literally james potter.

remus: fucking, he loves to insert it like 2 times in a sentence, ex "i fucking hate the fucking ___"

peter: piss, i feel like he just likes how it sounds, and he doesnt curse every two seconds, hes more complex sentences that sound like poetry.

sirius: faggot, one, because he loves it for some odd reason....and because he is one.

mary: bitches, dont ask, cant explain.

lily: arsehole, i feel like she likes to sound "smart" and you know, academic validation, so she doesnt curse unless in comfortable company. so she forsnt like to use the more harsh ones.

marlene: ho, she loves to say "hey hos!" and "ho is you cool?" and, dont forget "ho is this you?"

dorcas: pussy, because 1. she loves pussy, and 2. she loves to say to someone, with a deadpan face "pussy."

barty: whore..

pandora: wanker or twat, she is that one person that insults you until your crying, because she doesnt even care to use curse words, no instead she says, "you look like a goat and a blobfish mixed together."

evan: fuckface, yep i said it. unlike his sister, he loves to curse every two seconds, and during arguments. so much so, he can barley decide which one is his favorite, this is the one he uses the most though.

regulus: fuck or bullshit, haven't decided.

if you have anymore characters, tell me and ill make a part two!

I would eat these up

“I have nothing to hide” Asks

(For those daring enough to reblog)

1. What are 4 tabs that you have open on your browser right now?

2. Have you ever thought about seriously harming someone?

3. How are you feeling emotionally right now?   

4. What type of place(Like building) are you in right now?       

5. Does anyone know your deepest, darkest secret?

6. Have you ever tried to feign mental illness for personal gain?

7. Do you have any enemies?

8. Do you have any people you only pretend to like?

9. What is one item that you never let anyone besides yourself look at or in?

10. Do you have any talents that people say you have but you don’t believe you actually have?

11. Something you like that other people generally do not like?

12. Are you a Virgin?  

13. Is there anyone that your grandma would hate that you are subscribed to on youtube?

14. Introvert or extrovert?

15. What is the most used application on your device?

16. How much fan fiction have you actually read?

17. Worst Fears?

18. Biggest mistake you’ve ever made?

19. Worst lie you’ve ever told?

20. Do you consider yourself a trustworthy person?

wow ur very smart for that chatgpt here l come

just had ai explain biology to me in marauders/atyd terms.. for the first time ever i might just pass my test?!

The oil dripping out from the car <3

OKAY GUYS WE’RE MAKING A SANDWICH NOW

JUST REBLOG THE LAST PERSON

IM STARTING

BREAD

sending my prayers girl 🙏😭😃

You know what I find terrifying?

WHEN ONE OF THOSE NSFW 18+ BLOGS FOLLOW YOU OUT OF NOWHERE.

HELLO? NO I DONT WANT TO VIEW YOUR ‘CONTENT’

Then you just gotta pray they don’t interact with you.

I’m back and I’m terrified, SHE FUCKING DM’D ME

I’ll ignore that and never speak of this again.

yes.

Barty barging into the Slytherin Dorms where James and Regulus are kissing: Barty: What's up bitch!! Regulus, kissing James: Get the fuck out of here, Barty. Barty, pouting: Awe, c'mon, that's no way to treat your best friend!! Regulus, on James' Lap: No, but it is how I can treat my ex-boyfriend. James: Sorry, what-

the black sisters

i feel like the black brothers get so much attention in the fandom compared to the black sisters, so here are some headcanons i have!

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they were completely inseparable they were younger

andy and bella in particular. people would often mistake them for twins, to which they would giggle and play along

cissa hated this so much, because she didn’t look like them and she just wasn’t as close with them

she felt like she didn’t look enough like a black and was a disappointment for it

she even tried to dye it, but she still didn’t look right

there were some rumors about her true parentage, considering she looked nothing like the rest of her family

bella shot these down and threatened anywho me who dared to speak ill of her sweet baby sister

she was always very protective and kind to both of her sisters

she considered andy’s elopement the ultimate betrayal

they had been slowly growing apart anyway, but that solidified it

narcissa saw what happened when andy dared to follow her heart, so she shoved hers away and cut out the only person who it would ever belong to (alice)

she found lucius kind of repulsive, but he was a safe and secure husband

draco was the first thing that gave her life meaning since alice

when nymphadora was born, narcissa went to visit and meet her

bellatrix did not

narcissa loved both regulus and sirius equally

andromeda loved regulus a little less

bellattix loved sirius a lot less

bellatrix never wanted to marry

she wanted power, and marriage was essentially handing over her sovereignty

she refused to become a mother. it was her worst nightmare

she drank a potion that would make her infertile. she never told a soul and everyone assumed her barrenness was a terrible misfortune

it was one of the only choices she ever made for herself

she felt guilty about it for the rest of her because she felt she had disgraced her family with her selfishness

narcissa’s biggest hope was to become a mother, but sex with a man repulsed her

she considered asking lucius if they could do it a different way, but she decided it wasn't worth it

draco’s conception was the only time she ever slept with him

it was worth it, for a child

andromeda always wanted to have more kids, but she actually had a hard time getting pregnant

nymphadora was sort of a miracle baby

andromeda ended up the happiest of them all, but the abscence of her sisters left a hole in her heart

narcissa was happy enough, but she always regretted losing the two best people in her life, alice and andromeda

bellatrix was just…insane. there was nothing tying her down because she would never let anybody matter to her. andromeda, who had mattered the most to her, betrayed her and hurt her

she wouldn’t let it happen again, so she kept everyone at arms length. that combined with her time in azkaban drove her mad.

they all regretted the way things were left between them, but none of them knew how to fix it, so they never tried.