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prison - jegulus microfic - @into-the-jeggyverse - word count: 256

“Regulus, no,” James said firmly, even as he wanted to grin at how adorable his boyfriend looked at the moment.

“Potter, you can’t tell me what to do,” a very irate Regulus insisted, his weak pushes against James’s firm hand on his shoulder just arguing James’s point for him.

“Baby, you’re sick. You have a fever. You told me not two minutes ago your whole body hurts. You’re even paler than usual, and judging from the way you’re talking, you clearly can’t breathe out of your nose. You need to stay here,” James said, still holding Regulus to the bed lightly, gazing adoringly down at the Slytherin. 

For a moment, the younger boy’s eyes showed something that looked like resignation, but then he scowled again. “You can’t keep me prisoner. When you leave, I’ll leave,” he murmured. His pout was so cute James wanted to burst, but he knew by now that calling Regulus Black ‘cute’ was a surefire way to get cursed. 

“What makes you think I’m going anywhere, love?” James asked, rolling his eyes. “You’re sick. I’m going to take care of you.” This time, when Regulus’s expression softened, it stayed that way. 

“You’re…really?” he asked, hushed voice full of shock.

“Of course,” James nodded, trying not to wonder about a five-year old Regulus, sick with the flu or something, who was probably left to his own devices, only Sirius to help him. “Come here, love.”

And when Regulus finally relented and cuddled into James’s arms, it was with a little sigh of relief.

ok regulus has freckles and James has counted all of them and made it his favorite number

"Not all men" yeah, Remus lupin would never

whats cookin good looking (but with more rizz)

Shes a ten but shes writing poetry with a taylor swift fountain pen

hello just a reminder u better respect my trans besties or I'm gonna identify as a fucking problem

the black sisters

i feel like the black brothers get so much attention in the fandom compared to the black sisters, so here are some headcanons i have!

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they were completely inseparable they were younger

andy and bella in particular. people would often mistake them for twins, to which they would giggle and play along

cissa hated this so much, because she didn’t look like them and she just wasn’t as close with them

she felt like she didn’t look enough like a black and was a disappointment for it

she even tried to dye it, but she still didn’t look right

there were some rumors about her true parentage, considering she looked nothing like the rest of her family

bella shot these down and threatened anywho me who dared to speak ill of her sweet baby sister

she was always very protective and kind to both of her sisters

she considered andy’s elopement the ultimate betrayal

they had been slowly growing apart anyway, but that solidified it

narcissa saw what happened when andy dared to follow her heart, so she shoved hers away and cut out the only person who it would ever belong to (alice)

she found lucius kind of repulsive, but he was a safe and secure husband

draco was the first thing that gave her life meaning since alice

when nymphadora was born, narcissa went to visit and meet her

bellatrix did not

narcissa loved both regulus and sirius equally

andromeda loved regulus a little less

bellattix loved sirius a lot less

bellatrix never wanted to marry

she wanted power, and marriage was essentially handing over her sovereignty

she refused to become a mother. it was her worst nightmare

she drank a potion that would make her infertile. she never told a soul and everyone assumed her barrenness was a terrible misfortune

it was one of the only choices she ever made for herself

she felt guilty about it for the rest of her because she felt she had disgraced her family with her selfishness

narcissa’s biggest hope was to become a mother, but sex with a man repulsed her

she considered asking lucius if they could do it a different way, but she decided it wasn't worth it

draco’s conception was the only time she ever slept with him

it was worth it, for a child

andromeda always wanted to have more kids, but she actually had a hard time getting pregnant

nymphadora was sort of a miracle baby

andromeda ended up the happiest of them all, but the abscence of her sisters left a hole in her heart

narcissa was happy enough, but she always regretted losing the two best people in her life, alice and andromeda

bellatrix was just…insane. there was nothing tying her down because she would never let anybody matter to her. andromeda, who had mattered the most to her, betrayed her and hurt her

she wouldn’t let it happen again, so she kept everyone at arms length. that combined with her time in azkaban drove her mad.

they all regretted the way things were left between them, but none of them knew how to fix it, so they never tried.

teehee

friendship - @rosekillermicrofic - word count: 145

“So did you talk to him?” Dorcas asked, sitting next to Barty on the grass. She’d been dying to hear if Barty and Evan had finally talked after their drunken kiss a few nights ago. She'd only encouraged Barty a million times to grow a spine and address it, since Evan was now avoiding him.

“Yeah,” he replied, frowning at her. “He said…he said he was nervous to ruin our friendship. That we should probably leave it alone.”

Dorcas’s heart sank, and she resisted the urge to go find Evan and give him a good slap. “Oh, Barty, I’m sorry. I-“

But then Barty broke into a giant grin. “So, of course, I told him ‘fuck the friendship’ and snogged senseless. We’re dating now.”

She let out a relieved laugh. “Good,” she grinned. “Glad it worked out and you both stopped being idiots about it.”

I hate how on Tumblr, a username like lisa486 is almost certainly a pornblot, while someone named solidsnakesasscheeks is almost certainly a real person

SOMEONE HELP

so basically I have brown converse (rjl core ok?) And I doodled "anything for our moony" on the sides, and one of my classmates SAW IT and yelled "WHAT DOES THAT SAY ON YOUR SHOE?" and someone misread it as "anything for our mommy" 😭

they'll never get it 😔