[FOGHORN BLARING IN THE DISTANCE]

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

oh, i did something…(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

heard @creampiesummer was thirsty for some sansby XD

Future reference

Okay so--if alpha daddy and his bitties were abandoned by their owner ((ie he had to behave or his owner would harm his bitty pack)) would he attack his old owner on sight, assuming his new owner is 500 times better and gives his pack much luv

AlphaLioness: …Oh, for sure he will make sure to go out on sleep time, reach to the house of his old owner, torture for some hours and eat him alive slowly, so to not leave any clue then finally burn the house.After all that, he go back home like nothing happening. Yeah.. AlphaDaddy are extreme vicious and rancorous. Be Careful.

Host or Pet by RingingT

Canada X Reader

(It’s certainly not my best work, sorry about that, but i didn’t know what else to do with it so here it is~~~)

Mattie: 7:03 | Hey. 

Y/n: 7:03 | What’s up? 

Mattie: 7:04 | I need you to come over right now. Code red, white, and blue.

Y/n: 7:04 | Shit. Zombies or ghosts? 

 Mattie: 7:04 | Both. 

 Y/n: 7:04 | How long? 

 Mattie: 7:04 | You might need to stay the night. Just get here fast. 

 Y/n: 7:05 | I’ll be there in five. Stall for me. 

 Mattie: 7:05 | Gladly. Now HURRY! 

 I laughed in spite of the situation. I grabbed my keys and hurried to my car. Normally I would just walk, it was only fifteen minutes. But I had to get there immediately. I knocked on the door. I could already hear the angry shouting, mainly coming from Alfred. I figured I should just let myself in. 

 "I SAID I DON’T WANT TO WATCH SOME STUPID COMEDY, DUDE! I TOLD YOU I WANT TO WATCH ‘ZOMBIE GHOST BLOODBATH 3!’“ "A-Alfred, I told you this is a bad idea, you’re gonna regret-” “WHAT, ARE YOU SCAAAAARED?” “Y-yes, sure-” “DON’T WORRY, THE HERO IS HERE TO PROTECT YOU! THERE’S NO NEED TO BE SUCH A WIMP!” Matthew tried to grab the remote out of his brother’s hand. I caught his eye. 

 "Y/n. Thank goodness you’re here… help me…“ I sighed. "I don’t think there is anything we can do. Let him watch it. I’ll help you hold him back.” “YEEEAAAHHH!!! THANKS, DUDE! SEE, MATTIE, THEY’RE NOT A TOTAL SCAREDY-Wait, why would you have to hold me back…?” “No reason.” “Alright then, dudes! Let’s START THE MOVIE!!!!” I shot Matthew and encouraging smile from the opposite side of the couch. He pretended to shoot himself in the head. I chuckled. This was going to be a long and painful 162 minutes.

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you can do it, Frisk!

This is the only canon way their relationship can be. No questions please

this is too dumb and self-indulgent so hell no I ain’t posting on art blog. also my first wigfrid+willow drawing fhhdf

just a fun thought.

The constant sounds fucking terrible but there’s have to be some pros right?