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⇧ HEADPHONES PLEASE!! ~ (or not?!) - NOT FOR DEARIES UNDER 18!! ⇧

So… this is a request audio and ALSO the audio to celebrate my 300+ followers!~

WHAT HAPPENED?? Σ(*ﾉ´>ω<｡`)ﾉ I mean, the last month was pretty stressful and I am glad that I survived it alive - and also want to apologize for the long time since we got the new audio now!

Also requested by anon and the lovely @toobusybeingpopularonline <3

toobusybeingpopularonline hat gesagt:

You do audio right? Can you do edgeberry nsfw audio vanilla sex or something like that I would be so happy, thank you.

Anonym hat gesagt: ( the second ask from the dear anon <3)

*le Edgeberry anon here* just some casual fluff with a bit smut (and maybe bathroom/shower sex if you want to). Teehee

I’m sorry that it just turned out to be more smut than fluff… I was so annoyed, when I first got the request I was full of ideas  - a week later I got really bad news - and all the insperation left me.

So yeah.. it’s more smut, but I’m happy how it turns out now!

Have the stupid script under the line again <3

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Canada X Reader

(It’s certainly not my best work, sorry about that, but i didn’t know what else to do with it so here it is~~~)

Mattie: 7:03 | Hey. 

Y/n: 7:03 | What’s up? 

Mattie: 7:04 | I need you to come over right now. Code red, white, and blue.

Y/n: 7:04 | Shit. Zombies or ghosts? 

 Mattie: 7:04 | Both. 

 Y/n: 7:04 | How long? 

 Mattie: 7:04 | You might need to stay the night. Just get here fast. 

 Y/n: 7:05 | I’ll be there in five. Stall for me. 

 Mattie: 7:05 | Gladly. Now HURRY! 

 I laughed in spite of the situation. I grabbed my keys and hurried to my car. Normally I would just walk, it was only fifteen minutes. But I had to get there immediately. I knocked on the door. I could already hear the angry shouting, mainly coming from Alfred. I figured I should just let myself in. 

 "I SAID I DON’T WANT TO WATCH SOME STUPID COMEDY, DUDE! I TOLD YOU I WANT TO WATCH ‘ZOMBIE GHOST BLOODBATH 3!’“ "A-Alfred, I told you this is a bad idea, you’re gonna regret-” “WHAT, ARE YOU SCAAAAARED?” “Y-yes, sure-” “DON’T WORRY, THE HERO IS HERE TO PROTECT YOU! THERE’S NO NEED TO BE SUCH A WIMP!” Matthew tried to grab the remote out of his brother’s hand. I caught his eye. 

 "Y/n. Thank goodness you’re here… help me…“ I sighed. "I don’t think there is anything we can do. Let him watch it. I’ll help you hold him back.” “YEEEAAAHHH!!! THANKS, DUDE! SEE, MATTIE, THEY’RE NOT A TOTAL SCAREDY-Wait, why would you have to hold me back…?” “No reason.” “Alright then, dudes! Let’s START THE MOVIE!!!!” I shot Matthew and encouraging smile from the opposite side of the couch. He pretended to shoot himself in the head. I chuckled. This was going to be a long and painful 162 minutes.

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//WARNING: KISSES DOWN THE ROAD

<3

My first one that the anon is not gender specific! I hope that I nailed this for you guys and gals. I wrote this script for myself based off of the smoking kink that seems to follow US!Papy everywhere~ (thatialsosecretleyenjoy) I hope you all like it! And please, let me know what you think. I want to get as much feedback on his voice as possible! I’ll do a comic dub as well, soon. I am planning one, hopefully, tomorrow. So look out for that. NINI! Script: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1tIylxCEfNcz2fS4KzPDh_irBjiY-Mph9X_8dGi6ZFAk/pub

- Father & son doodles before bed.

Popping Blueberries

*wiggles eyebrows*

Guess who is still longwinded as fuuuuuuuuuuuck???? This took way longer than it should’ve but hey, I powered through the block, and here I am.

@smol-skelepun thank u for believing in me, u loyal

The Menu: undertail, edgeberry, uf papy x us sans, swooning, romantic to the point it’s almost a lil sickening, ecto-anatomy (vag ‘n dick…’n flesh), first time, fingering, slight occ, implied honeymustard, etc.

The Price: 4796w

If you like, please send your compliments to the chef (lemme know wazzup)

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Bonus:

Frisk is the fandom

I just love the idea of PTA undertale. Just that one day sans has to bring flowey in because Frisk says so and no one says no to Frisk so flowey gets to meet the famous Linda, Helen and David sans is always talking about

Transcript under the cut~

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