Sorry For The Long Hiatus! But Here It Is! Cuphead Pacifist Au Part 8!

Honeymustard Collection Master Post

I had some help from a few lovely people figuring out how to link the HMC installments so I decided to make a master list for those who wanted it. I will update this master list as installments come.

Let me know if I did something stupid-wrong!

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The Honeymustard Collection

*NOW COMPLETED!*

1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20

Paps, he’s just cleaning his tail, what is your problem.

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(It’s certainly not my best work, sorry about that, but i didn’t know what else to do with it so here it is~~~)

Mattie: 7:03 | Hey. 

Y/n: 7:03 | What’s up? 

Mattie: 7:04 | I need you to come over right now. Code red, white, and blue.

Y/n: 7:04 | Shit. Zombies or ghosts? 

 Mattie: 7:04 | Both. 

 Y/n: 7:04 | How long? 

 Mattie: 7:04 | You might need to stay the night. Just get here fast. 

 Y/n: 7:05 | I’ll be there in five. Stall for me. 

 Mattie: 7:05 | Gladly. Now HURRY! 

 I laughed in spite of the situation. I grabbed my keys and hurried to my car. Normally I would just walk, it was only fifteen minutes. But I had to get there immediately. I knocked on the door. I could already hear the angry shouting, mainly coming from Alfred. I figured I should just let myself in. 

 "I SAID I DON’T WANT TO WATCH SOME STUPID COMEDY, DUDE! I TOLD YOU I WANT TO WATCH ‘ZOMBIE GHOST BLOODBATH 3!’“ "A-Alfred, I told you this is a bad idea, you’re gonna regret-” “WHAT, ARE YOU SCAAAAARED?” “Y-yes, sure-” “DON’T WORRY, THE HERO IS HERE TO PROTECT YOU! THERE’S NO NEED TO BE SUCH A WIMP!” Matthew tried to grab the remote out of his brother’s hand. I caught his eye. 

 "Y/n. Thank goodness you’re here… help me…“ I sighed. "I don’t think there is anything we can do. Let him watch it. I’ll help you hold him back.” “YEEEAAAHHH!!! THANKS, DUDE! SEE, MATTIE, THEY’RE NOT A TOTAL SCAREDY-Wait, why would you have to hold me back…?” “No reason.” “Alright then, dudes! Let’s START THE MOVIE!!!!” I shot Matthew and encouraging smile from the opposite side of the couch. He pretended to shoot himself in the head. I chuckled. This was going to be a long and painful 162 minutes.

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Okay so--if alpha daddy and his bitties were abandoned by their owner ((ie he had to behave or his owner would harm his bitty pack)) would he attack his old owner on sight, assuming his new owner is 500 times better and gives his pack much luv

AlphaLioness: …Oh, for sure he will make sure to go out on sleep time, reach to the house of his old owner, torture for some hours and eat him alive slowly, so to not leave any clue then finally burn the house.After all that, he go back home like nothing happening. Yeah.. AlphaDaddy are extreme vicious and rancorous. Be Careful.

((You guys have no idea how excited I am to start posting my commissions for @distressed-honking because she bought 5 of them. Holy heck. So, this, of course, makes 1/5. This one’s actually been sitting in my files for a bit because I wanted to post everything for sukihallows first since she purchased her audios first. Verrna has been so patient with me and so I’m really glad to present this lovely little piece of snuggle time! Hope you all enjoy it!))

Marlit was an enthusiastic and outgoing  little girl in a small Rito town in the low mountain. She loved to sing and dance and make flower crowns with the other girls, often spending time in the meadows by herself, learning about all kinds of flowers. She gradually spent more and more time alone in the meadows, learning that flowers were not so simple, so helpless. She learned that flowers had thorns and thistles…and other defenses.

She became fascinated by the more poisonous species of plants, the nightshade and the poppy, the wolfsbane and the featherrot.

Soon she was obsessed.

She learned to extract the essences of the flowers, to concoct her own poisons. But when he experimentation caused several other children to fall ill, and one to die, she was chased out of town.

She felt lost and confused, terrified to be on her own. Guilt ate at her, but soon resentment and bitterness took over and she became cold, more obsessed with flowers and poisons than ever.

She ran across some Yiga foot soldiers, and after some initial misunderstandings she decides to join them. After a couple years she raises through the ranks and becomes the potion master for the clan.

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Being part of a new clan, a new family, healed some of the heart soreness Marlit had from being abandoned by her people, but she was still a little withdrawn and quiet. She spent most of her time learning to grow flowers in the desert and concocting poisons for the assassins and foot soldiers.

She began working closely with Sango, growing whatever the Zora needed for her alchemical endeavors and potions. She felt a kindredness with the Zora, also being alone among the more human members of the clan, but she had no desire to force a more intimate closeness with the withdrawn girl than a business partnership.

She occasionally flies reconnaissance for the clan, but spends most of the time with her plants.