“May You Have A Life Of Safety And Peace”, Said The Witch, Cursing The Bloodthirsty Warrior.

hehe ty!

some other secret talents im hiding:

i paint sometimes!

also i have one of the top 15 scores in the world in pinball! (this was on jess’ rush pinball machine!)

i also do makeup art!

also i play guitar! (and cosplay!)

and more cosplay!

so yeah anyways i’m pretty neat

a frog comic -w-

Like to charge reblog to cast

when i have a crush i dont kick my feet or twirl my hair instead i am in my kitchen at 3am pacing in circles with my hands clasped behind my back like a middle-aged divorced detective haunted by a cold case he just cant crack

every time i see a somewhat left aligned cishet white manboy say that things like yasss and slayyy and other black/trans/gay things white cishet women took and fucking ran with are ~cringe~ for a split second i feel the rage

I’ve often heard and seen mental illness be compared to having a lil demon in your brain but i disagree because demons are cool and sexy and my illnesses are quite frankly stupid losers. I think pyramid scheme promoter is a lot more fitting all things considered.

"SURVIVING"

If carp could speak they would all have French accents