For Years my brother has been fucking with me by periodically texting me to say Jimmy Carter had finally died. Today the bit has paid off.
The response to my reaction at work was “what do you MEAN ‘for real this time’?????”
I fucking hate it here I’m crying
I CANT STOP LAUGHING AT THIS FANCY ASS HISTORICAL FRENCH MAN WITH A MEW
APT Lumity old sketches ⚡️💟
i hate it when i cant even write a poem about something because its too obvious. like in the airbnb i was at i guess it used to be a kids room cause you could see the imprint of one little glow in the dark star that had been missed and painted over in landlord white. like that's a poem already what's the point
balancing chemical equations is so fun, until ur only given the reactants, and then u gotta figure out what chemical reaction it is, AND THEN YOU GOTTA BALANCE IT
mwahaha I've found the answer page (I'm only gonna use it to check my answers)
4chan has suffered a site-destroying hack
"the magnus archives sounds cool! what are the content warnings?"
in absolute tears about the pride module at my work
and everytime we touch
dunno what i'm doing, but i'm doing something, and that's good enough for me (Rusty Lake is the Best)
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