I Pronounced "pharaoh" As "Fa-rah-whore" 'till 4th Grade

jesus no

i was in a thrift shop the other day and they were playing the most unsettling variations of normal christmas music, culminating in this rendition of the 12 days of christmas except it was like 12 guys all singing over each other and going “no!” and interrupting the lyrics with random other phrases until they deadass just started singing 5 golden rings to toto’s africa. can anyone confirm that this is a real song and not that i stroked so hard i astral projected into a universe where everything is somehow worse than it is here

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this is why i prefer tumblr

always remember gay men are the reason we dont have to pay for public bathrooms in canada

So my friend and I got bored but then we found a half eaten thing of Nutella and, well...

I know her tumblr would be fire

This is how I celebrated the Ides of March last year. I don't know how to commit to the bit any more this year, but I'll take suggestions.