So, I Recently Dug Up An Old Animal Jam/AJPW Story From When I Was 11. It Was Basically A Cliche Adventure/action/disney-esque

I love how genuinely hilarious indigenous people get on tiktok. Their humor is half of mine by this point.

They better add a Longtail plush mini sometime or I am going to scream.

‼️ New Warrior Cats plushies based on the minis have been teased on the Warrior Cats TikTok account. More news to come. ‼️

Might just do this in the future, but you guys can ask since I'm bored and my birthday is tomorrow and I need something to ward off my excitement so I don't throw up a fourth time.

fuck it. warriors ask game except the questions are all weird and niche as hell

👴 : fav elder?

❓️ : fav total background character (im not talking minor characters like say. whitewing or moonlight, i mean cats with like...3 lines tops)

📖 : fav comic page from any of the mangas and why

👶 : how old were you when you first touched a warriors book? howd it happen

💢 : what scene made you the most irrationally angry upon first reading

💧 : how many times have you cried over this wretched book series? any favorite memories

💋 : is there any ships out there you absolutely hate for genuinely no good reason at all. like its not problematic in the slightest, if anything it's one of the better ones, you just cannot bring yourself to enjoy it

🐾 : have you ever named a cat after a warriors character OR given a cat a warriors styled name? if so, tell us the story

1️⃣ : was warriors your first animal based fantasy series? if not, what series was?

👑 : when roleplaying (if you ever have roleplayed warrior cats), did you used to power play? be honest.

🗺 : first map you ever watched?

🖼 : first amv/pmv you ever watched?

🖌 : when did you make your first warriors oc? (if you say you've never had OCs, i dont believe you)

📝 : if commanded to, without warning, approximately how many paragraphs could you write about your favorite warrior cat before you ran out of things to say

💔 : have you ever lost friends over warriors related topics?

🌈 : what's the most 2010s wcforum era esque fandom opinion you still hold onto and will fight people over (things like scourges collar color, dovewings eye color, etc)

🆕️ : are you still up to date / reading the new books? if not, when did you stop?

📱 : were you ever on warriors amino? (if you were, i'm terribly sorry)

🏠 : about how much do your family know about warrior cats, if anything?

🎶 : give me a song you're surprised you haven't seen turned into a warriors pmv yet - and what character(s) you imagine it to

🎥 : fav warriors related youtuber?

❎️ : what's the weirdest crossover au involving warrior cats that you've made? (if you haven't made any, then what's the weirdest one you've seen?)

🗳 : if you could make any cat leader of any clan right now, who would you pick?

🌟 : would you hypothetically go to starclan or the dark forest?

🤔 : what's the biggest series plothole that's bugged you?

😱 : how many people have you blocked over innocuous, not at all important warriors related takes?

☯️ : what dynamic between two cats has got you up at night pacing for hours? (romantic, platonic, familial, etc)

🌫 : what's a cat you genuinely forgot existed until recently?

Give a Warrior Cat name to the person you reblogged this from!

Guys what if I told you that the One of Both AU isn't my only Gravity Falls AU and I have two more?

Guys I made another oc insert warrior cats fic...

It's where the protags are Moonpaw and then her fucking red moon looking ahh sister Poppypaw. Poppypaw supports Moonpaw x Moonpool and the only reason she wants to save the Moonpool is so her sister can keep making out with it.

She's also a bit of a fucking idiot and kinda inspired off of Stanley Pines but she's my new blorbo along with Moonpaw.

Guys what if I created one of those reader x canon crk blogs here on Tumblr but instead of just that it also includes familial scenarios, friendship scenarios, exes scenarios, roleplay ideas, fanfiction ideas, free oc ideas, personal QNAs, mini fics, joke stories, and just a buttload more.

Is it just me? No?

Am I about to unleash my insane old idea of a Warrior Cats TV show on the world? Yes.

So the real world context is that Warrior Cats was a fantasy book series made in the mid 1950's to early 1960's by Erin Hunter in this timeline. Years later in 1970, the idea for a TV show based off the books is made after the refound popularity from the release of The Sight. (I know this isn't co-adjacent to the real world, but younger me was insane.)

On March 18th, 1973, at about 8:00 a.m., the series would premiere its first episode titled 'Into the Wild', which from this period I chose it would air on NBC. It would feature the prolouge and first 3 chapters, except something would be different. After the prolouge ends, we cut to a starry land with soft music until it explodes into jazzy music as a cat with bright orange fur, leaf green eyes, a fancy red bow tie, and a microphone would poof into the scene from nowhere, introducing himself as the show's host, but the viewers could just call him the 'Host With The Most'.

He would explain that he was from the future, sent to the cat's afterlife Starclan after defeating his greatest enemy to protect the clans. He would also say that he's come to tell the story of the clans and how just a few cats could shape their future in unbelievable ways. He would then spin the invisible camera, which then slowly fades into a scene at night of a young red-orange kittypet with a blue collar sitting on the edge of a fence.

Host (which is what I'm going to call him) introduces us to Rusty, explaining that he'll be our point of view for the arc. Rusty, who was seemingly in a trance from looking at the forest, snaps out of it, asking who just talked. Host chuckles as a disembodied voice, saying that it was 'for him to know and you to figure out.'

Before Rusty can ask any more questions, Rusty's friend Smudge joins him atop the fence. He asks Rusty who he's talking to, and Rusty says it's nobody. Smudge then asks why he's staring at the forest, and Rusty says he's going to go in to hunt some mouse. Smudge fake wretches at the gesture, and then says to Rusty that kibble would taste much better than fur. Rusty says that mouse would be better as long as he removes the fur first.

Smudge then asks if Rusty is for real, and Rusty simply replies by jumping off the fence, which gets a light chuckle from Host. Rusty looks at the top of the screen before shaking his head, quietly saying to himself that 'it's not his problem yet.' Smudge then says to Rusty that he wouldn't go in there if he was him, noting how their neighbour Jake says the forest cats are 'dangerous and wicked.' Rusty retorts back that his father's tales are from so long ago that he must be remembering wrong, and he'll only be in there for a few minutes. Smudge wishes him luck as he jumps from the fence and Rusty enters the forest.

Host then narrates Rusty's trek through the forest, with Rusty soon telling Host to stop talking as he's spotted a mouse. As he's about to pounce, he hears a rustling noise and looks behind him. As he looks behind him, a curly furred bright orange tails wraps itself around the mouse and snatches it up off screen. When Rusty looks back, he's appalled, but goes a different way as he smells another mouse.

As he's tracking down a mouse, he starts to smell a strange scent. He slowly creeps towards it, and just as he's about to push through the bushes, a grey ball of fur launches itself on him and tackles him to the ground, scaring away the creature behind the bush.

Rusty growls in annoyance and launches the grey figure off of him, with Host exclaiming in excitement 'I remember this!'. The grey figure stands up slightly dazed as Rusty rears in defense, hissing, until he realizes it's a cat about his age. He's a bright grey with a dark grey stripe running from head to tail. 'Hey there kittypet!' He says, confusing Rusty, with a small Host watching from the corner with a knowing look.

The dark grey cat compliments Rusty's skills, but explains that the forest is dangerous for a kittypet to be there. Rusty asks what a kittypet is, but before the grey cat can explain, the scene freezes and Host appears in the middle of the screen, explaining that a kittypet is what cats call the normal house cat.

As the scene returns to normal, time has sped up, and Rusty, now addressing the grey cat as Graypaw, asks what the clans are that he seemingly mentioned earlier. Host gives a little oops, realizing he skipped over the first clan mentioning dialogue, but continues the scene anyways. Graypaw looks appalled, confused how Rusty doesn't know about the four clans, but ends up explaining anyways.

Graypaw tells him about the four clans, which are fierce and honorable Thunderclan where he comes from, sleek and powerful Riverclan who are enemies of Thunderclan, wise and swift Windclan who run the moors, and proud, cruel Shadowclan who live in the darkest part of the forest. Host comes in from the side of the screen again, about to chime in when the bushes rustle and a blue she-cat and a golden tom appear from behind the bushes.

Graypaw and Rusty bristle at the sight, with Graypaw trying to push Rusty behind him in the bushes while Host squeals excitedly at the two cats appearing. The blue she-cat glances at Host in the corner questioningly before he disappears, shocking and nearly throwing her off balance until the golden tom whispers to her while glancing at Graypaw and Rusty. The blue she-cat asks Graypaw what's going on in a stern voice, causing Graypaw to scramble away from Rusty, making the kittypet more visible to the other two cats.

Rusty shrinks down as the blue she-cat approaches him with a questioning look. She then looks over at Graypaw, asking him who Rusty is, and Graypaw scrambles in front of Rusty, telling her that he's just a kittypet going home. Graypaw tries to push him away, but Rusty pushes him back, strutting up to Bluestar with an innocent look and introduces himself as Rusty and that he was just here to hunt some mouse.

Bluestar's questioning look turns to shock, and then to anger as a sharp hiss resonates from between her teeth. Rusty slightly bristles as Bluestar exclaims that there is never enough, and how dare he hunts for fun while the wild cats hunt to survive.

The clearing grows quiet as Rusty looks down in shame, and after a moment, apologizes to Bluestar and says that he won't hunt there again. After a shared look with Lionheart, Bluestar asks what Rusty's name is, and Host replies with 'That's Rusty, Blues!'. Host laughs as Bluestar rolls her eyes at him, and Rusty asks if she can see him too. Bluestar explains that they all can, and he's been bothering them for a few days, but they believe he's been sent from Starclan just to check on them and that he'll soon be gone.

Getting back to the point, Bluestar asks him if he knows of the clans, and Rusty responds that he does because of Graypaw. Bluestar nods at Graypaw with approval, and then turns to Rusty and asks if he wishes to join Thunderclan. Lionheart and Graypaw gasp, while Host appears behind Rusty, saying 'Do it Rusty!' as Rusty looks up at him. He looks back at Bluestar, who looks at him as if waiting for an answer.

Before Rusty can respond, Graypaw intervenes, saying that kittupet couldn't possibly be a warrior because they don't have warrior blood. Bluestar looks down at the ground dejectedly, saying that too much warrior blood has been shed recently. After a moment, she snaps back to attention, stating that she doesn't make her offer lightly, and Rusty cannot have a paw in each life. She states that the forest is dangerous and cruel, and that Thunderclan demands hard work and loyalty, but that in return, he will always be protected by the strength of his clan, and that he will learn to be a warrior.

Rusty looks up at Host again, who gently whispers to Rusty to think about it. He tells Bluestar this, and Bluestar says he will have time to think, but he must come back to the clearing tomorrow at sunhigh and meet with Lionheart if he wishes to become a Thunderclan warrior. Graypaw waves goodbye to Rusty and Host as he disappears with Bluestar and Lionheart into the bushes.

As Rusty returns home, he talks to Host about how appealing the life of a warrior seems, and that he can't wait for sunhigh. Host chuckles, saying that he sees great things in Rusty's future if he joins Thunderclan. Host then says goodbye to Rusty and that he'll see him again tomorrow, and as Host backs into the bushes and fades away, the camera zooms up to the sky, where a star flashes brightly as a sign of hope as the screen fades to black.

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So that's it! I'll post an episode list later for season 1 and then the outline of episode 2, and go from there! This is all from many years ago and is somewhat messy, but I'm trying my best to keep it structured for Tumblr!

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