*takes Off My Leather Jacket To Reveal A Second, Secret Leather Jacket Underneath*

Me: I don't get it. I thought I was doing a lot better than I was a few years ago. I'm like 10 times more on top of things than I used to be. How does everything feel terrible now?

The Tiny Me in OSHA-approved Hi-Vis Gear Who lives in my brain and pulls all the levers: Boss, it's the fascism. You're completely gunked up with cortisol due to the fact that your entire daily life is now underscored with a haunting awareness of the rapid erosion of your rights, dignity, and any and all social safety nets, and you're also bearing witness to the most vulnerable people immediately being persecuted. This creates a natural stress response that basically means you're going to continue having memory and organizational problems, as well as emotional imbalances.

Me: BUT I HAVE A BULLET JOURNAL AND I MEDITATE NOW.

Tiny OSHA Me: BOSS, THE FASCISM.

IW STEVE x TFA BUCKY

the fact that we only have “herculean task” and “sisyphean task” feels so limiting. so here’s a few more tasks for your repertoire

icarian task: when you have a task you know you’re going to fail at anyways, so why not have some fun with it before it all comes crashing down

cassandrean task: when you have to deal with people you KNOW won’t listen to you, despite having accurate information, and having to watch them fumble about when you told them the solution from the start (most often witnessed in customer service)

feel free to chime in i ran out of ideas much faster than i anticipated

It would be incredibly cool to actually get to do some of the things in the auction. I am totally going to tell the hubby we have to bid on some of it.

Ever want to get learn chess from a grandmaster? Or get tea with Neil Gaiman? Or even cohost The Moth podcast with Dan Kennedy?

Now’s your chance - our Moth Ball Online Auction is live! Bidding will close on May 16th… and good luck!

"She is neither pink nor pale, and she never will be all mine; she learned her hands in a fairy-tale, and her mouth on a valentine."

it's good for your mental health to have mutuals who are wildly horny about kinks which do nothing at all for you

It's my 15 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

How a modern caveman could win an Academy Award A modern-day caveman transforms earth into beautifully sculpted caves using only a wheelbarrow, a pickax and a shovel.

Oh. You were looking for your shirt? Whoops. -S xx