Woah, Oh Shit, I Got Emotional

The most american I learned from my history teacher is that on of the main reason George Washington was president because he was quite tall for men back then. They wanted someone that other people literally ad to look up to.

One of the things you do with your siblings is talk about all the stuff that your parents do that make you upset behind their backs like a sibling therapy session.

MASTERPOST: Books with ASEXUAL representation

Disclaimer: as of today, 11/11/18, I have NOT read any books in this thread, but I have 2 (they’ll be marked) I’m waiting on from Amazon~

I’ll update this list with more ace books I find

*** 1. Let’s Talk About Love // Claire Kann •ordered from Amazon

2. Tash Hearts Tolstoy // Kathryn Ormsbee

3. Radio Silence // Alice Oseman

4. We Awaken // Calista Lynne

5. How To Be A Normal Person // T.J. Klune •ordered from Amazon+recc’ed to me by someone I know IRL

6. A Darker Shade of Magic // V.E. Schwab

7. The Asexual Equation // R.J. Seeley

8. Beneath the Citadel // Destiny Soria

9. The Lady’s Guide to Petticoats and Piracy (#2 in a series) // Mackenzi Lee

10. Vanilla // Billy Merrell 

Brought to my attention by @melon-official, thank you!

11. 27 Hours (#1 in The Nightside Saga) // Tristina Wright

Brought to my attention by @diadelwalrus, thank you! 

12. The Memoirs Of Lady Trent (series) by Marie Brennan

Brought to my attention by @aravisthetarkheena !

how much paprika can i buy with a billion dollars? 

I just oofed my fucking finger on a sharp knife while I was doing dishes and now I'll be forever contaminated with dirty dishwater in my blood

I remember  in 4th grade the teacher told the class not to draw on their work but as she said it she stared right at me since i do that a lot and to get back at her i would cover almost all the work i got in doodle or full blown out scenes.

anyone please ask your crush out like this

So like today in school I was in science class right, and we were looking at a presentation for like what kindness means and at the end we were supposed to talk about it with the person next us , but the person next to me was my best friend so naturally we weren't talking about kindness. And the teacher decides to call on me first and was so embarissing because I 1 froze and 2 just said uhh the whole time and at that moment I could literally feel my soal leaving my body and I just never been more embarrassed because at the end of class he did that teacher thing where they call out some one for not knowing the answer and he was staring right while he was saying it and I really just wanted to die right then and there.

For those of you with anxiety

here’s a website that translates the time into hexidecimal colours,

here is a website where you can create your own galaxies

here is a website where you can play flow

here you can interact with organisms in different environments to see how to music changes

here you can play silk which is an interactive generative art designing website.

Here is a website where you can travel along a 3D line into the infinite unkown

here is a website where you can listen to rain with or without music

I slightly dislike hiccups.