Wasn’t Abe Lincoln A Wrestler, Lust Like Imagine Being Ready To Knock Someone Out And It Being The

I saw a picture of long fake nails and my first thought was ‘clickity click click’ and after thinking those words I just had to sit in silence for awhile complementing life for a bit.

The most american I learned from my history teacher is that on of the main reason George Washington was president because he was quite tall for men back then. They wanted someone that other people literally ad to look up to.

Do you guys start watching a show and then you start adopting like everyone like the heroes the villains the side characters and even the things that are only in there for like 15 seconds because I do that every time

anyone please ask your crush out like this

IT doesn't matter if I have the time or not it matters if I have the motivation to do it.

i found out with my hairstyle, i can go from emo child who can only see through one eye since the other is covered by hair, to sleazy douchbag in a matter of seconds. 

I got a haircut recently from long hair to above the ear and some people that I know has described me as a punk version of Audrey Hepburn or a emo extra in the movie Grease and I don’t know which one I like better.

do you think that dragons have spit or is their mouth always dry from them being fire breathers, like their mouth has to really hot right? so would the saliva evaporate or something? 

So if all one cell and above organisms are related that means I am related to a lot of good looking people but also DINOSAURS! ain’t that neat?

So like I know how you hear to be allergic to things like chocolate and peanuts and milk but I think one the worst food allergies would be thing like flower because that's in a lot of good food and honestly it would really suck if someone couldn't eat pizza

P.s I'm not a doctor so I don't k exactly know if you can't eat pizza if you're allergic to flour