Day 3 on tumblr it’s time to post something controversial. I’m Gale of Waterdeep’s biggest hater. It’s just something about the way that he is that makes me wish violence upon him. I wish I’d smacked his hand and left him in the portal the first time I met him. This is a hill I’ll die on
Fish art dump! (Done with highlighters, flare pens, and poscas)
Isopod
"I don't like JRK but I still love Harry Potter"
You have blood on your hands
Burn your fucking Harry Potter merch or be burned with it.
I'm fucking livid.
FUCKING IPOD.
I call this the create a new problem technique
Fangs In Your Neck Friday. how we feeling this evening
Laios, we need to cook
she's a wolf. she's a stray mutt. she's a goddess. she digs up your turnips. she is literally The Sun. she likes boobs. she is herself reincarnated. she is judging you. she ate your lunch. she is blessing you. she is howling. she is feeding your cat. she is shredding demons. she is taking a nap. she sprouts flowers in her wake. she will smack you with a tree. she wields the elements with a paintbrush. she glows. she's a menace. she fished the moon out of a lake. she revitalized your crops. she's headbutting you. she's feeding the birds. she's beautiful and she is fresh out of retirement