Nothing Else Needed, Point Blank, I Love It

no matter what anyone tells u, house md is the wokest show ever. what do u mean the woman, the black guy & the dyke are all wayyy smarter than the cute white blonde…

“I need a drink for this” this but with music. I NEED my headphones, blasting music in my ear to get to the post office. I NEED them even though it’s just a five minute walk to my destination. I just can’t go anywhere without music.

I always laugh at myself when I look at how I respond to asks vs how I write my regular fics

like I giggle everytime I work on a normal fic now

can someone send me a feral ask.. i want to write something absolutely fucking foul and disgusting about house or wilson thank you

Breeding kink wilson !!!!!! Poke a hole in the condom wilson !!!!!!! “ive got a vasectomy” knowing damn well he hasn’t wilson!!!!!!! he wants kids and to see u pregnant soooooo baaaad i need that mmf 😕 ESPECIALLY IF THE READER IS MYCH YOUNGER THAN HIM

-🎏 anon

a new sexy anon we love to see it

yk what...HELL YEAHH

im usually not a big fan of breeding kinks, but it fits wilson sooo well

YES YES YES to the younger woman. he is sooo the type to date women half his age (I have a draft of this that im working on right now)

can we talk about vasectomys for a second. because why is that lowk so hot... like after you have kids, a man getting a vasectomy without you asking him to is so fucking hot.

anon i raise you this, breeding kink "i brought condoms" Wilson x "im taking my birth control" reader. idk if this makes sense to anyone but me. you're trying to baby trap him because he's hot, older, takes care of you, and an ONCOLOGIST (money money money) he's trying to get you pregnant because:

a. he wants kids

b. he wants to see you pregnant, and know that he did that to you.

c. he needs to keep you around forever

however, neither of you know the other one's plan. if you did it would almost ruin the fantasy. you came so close to telling him. it was about a week after you stopped taking your birth control and you guys just had sex. you were saying in bed together afterwards and you started to feel guilty. these thoughts don't last long when you remember why you're doing this. you want him around forever, and there's no better way to do it. his arm wrapping around your waist pulls you from your thoughts. he begins to pepper kisses down your neck.

Wilson never had a moment where he really considered telling you. he's so evil at heart oh my god. like he cared about how it would affect you, but he was already planning on taking care of you forever, so it doesn't matter. he'd always be there for you, and he'd treat you better than anyone else could. (this is not in a cute, caring way. it's possessive, it's mean, it's selfish. but god is it hot...)

this was shockingly fun to think about and I might have to incorporate it into a fic (if I ever have time to write 💔)

thank you for this silly little prompt

(after a pregnancy scare this was so funny to write)

Robert Sean Leonard at the opening party for The Invention of Love (2001) alongside colleagues including director, Jack O’Brien, and castmate, Richard Easton.

House md is such a trip because House and Wilson are standing cock to cock, tip to tip, packer to packer, emotionally and physically. House's employees have a polyamorous codependent relationship while also being at each other's throats constantly. Foreman's so represssed they think he's gay, Chase is so sexually active that he can't possibly be straight, Taub and Kutner scissored, Cameron's probably gay but she has a job to do so she isn't going to think about it too hard, Thirteen is bisexual and went to jail once. Everyone has used drugs recreationally at least once. They break into everyone's home then insult the state of their home and then diagnose the patient based on a "That's so Raven" vision that House has. They shouldn't have been doctors, they would all thrive better as Waffle house employees that leap over the counter to fight customers.

me, whenever someone asks what I like to do for fun

I am FERAL over these I can't take this anymore

More pictures of Robert Sean Leonard and cast-mates from the All the Frozen Ones industry reading in October 2024.

(shared by @ethanhcwke on twitter/x)

I will be publishing my first wilson x reader fic sometime tomorrow!

feel free to send requests, though the response might be a little slow ❤️