Now I Get It Why Her Fics Are So Bad

This is the part of the history i call "Aliana Comma Arc" or "How Rey became even more sunken in the Dark Side because her lover wasnt with her".

Let me give a resume

Basically this arc follows almost all the rest of The Last Jedi part of the fic, and basically focus on Rey being an emotional wreck after Aliana enter in Comma because of Kylo Ren impaling her guts. After doing that, Kylo started trying to Gaslight Rey by claiming he defeated the Sith Lord and now Rey didnt needed to stay with her anymore, because now she was free from her influence. When Rey was about to leave Aliana, however, Aliana begged for her not to leave her and Rey blasts Kylo with her lightning before fleeing with Aliana. Kylo survived this however, because Kylo Ren must suffer according to Lily.

Literally Aliana when she thought Rey was gonna leave her:

But how she survived being impaled? Well she pulled out of her ass a technique used by an Old Republic Sith called Darth Sion, who was literally a walking corpse who took his strenght from pain. This technique kept her alive long enough for Rey to bring her to her Ship, where she is treated by her droid. She gets healed but her droid claims that she must stay in comma for medical reasons but Suddenly she starts dying. The reason?

The Force.

How i explained before in other posts, Aliana clan is HATED by The Force. In fact, her droid even explains to everyone how every single Beniko died before reaching around 40 years old, wich dont really make sense in terms of lore but hey, she wanted The drama. Anyways, after Aliana starts dying Rey starts to search around her Ship for a solution, and she finds a thing about Dark Healing, wich in Disney Canon is how Force Healing goes.

And then Rey starts using it to save Aliana.

However the Force is too strong on trying to get rid of Aliana, so Rey is almost dying when suddenly Luke Skywalker appears in a Force projection and SACRIFICES HIS OWN LIFE TO SAVE ALIANA.

Why?

BECAUSE HE KILLED HER MOTHER AND FEELS BAD ABOUT IT!

And not, well, because Yoda made he realize something about the old jedi ways or similar. No, he felt bad about killing the Hot Slaver Mommy who "N3vEr DiD AnyTH1nG Wr0ng" after Rey almost murdered him some chapters before.

After that Luke just says Goodbye and hopes that his sacrifice maybe helps them in the future then he says goodbye to Leia and tells her to take care of them, specially Aliana. He says this exact line:

"They are good Kids, Leia."

Well, these good Kids are actually adults, and 2 of them act like vicious killers to everyone outside their small circle of friends. Anyways, after Luke dies, Aliana is healed but stays in comma, where she spends for almost 6 FUCKING CHAPTERS, while Rey literally becomes a chiuaua, trembling all the time and even threatening to kill her own allies at the minimum stress or joke (Leia is the main target most of the time). But the point that triggered me most was a part of the arc which i call

Rey discovers the truth about Aliana Mother

Let me tell you: This part is very triggering in the history.

After the events of the Battle of Crait, wich took a very different tune from the movies because of Rey Mary-Sueing the entire First Order alone but leaving because of plot reasons, the Resistance is still at very small numbers, all crammed inside Aliana ship (Because an AT-AT destroyed the Milenium Falcon), so Leia and Holdo (Who is still alive because the Holdo Manover never happened in this history) decided to talk with one of Aliana Contacts. Ironically, this said contact is a hutt.

The Hutt lets them onboard, and they are received by Darth Talon, wich was one of Aliana friend and the second sith on Galaxy, but instead of trying fighting Aliana for power she prefered to do a different job working as a mercenary for the Hutts. Talon then at some point helps Rey to find out about her origins, as she discovered that the Hutt who let them onboard was Niima the Hutt, the owner of the planet of Jakku, who in this fanfic is also alive because the bounty Hunter who killed her in the canon never managed to reach her. Rey then discovers that she was trafficked to become a slave by Aliana Mother, Darth Mayrik, however she also discovered that she was left behind on purpose by her because her original destination was a brothel.

So because of that and because was the Mother of her lover, she forgives her.

"Wow so she abandoned me on this wasteland where i had to fight every day to survive was because she wanted to protect me, what an incredible person, right?"

Well, one of the reasons this had such a peaceful outcome was because Lily didnt wanted to continue the huge drama that was being built, because some People started calling her a racist for

1-Making a character who is a woman of color suffer (like all shows she hate and she claims they do this for porn)

2-Making Rey (A White Woman) her main source of happiness.

So Lily scrapped out all the angst that was gonna be and started claiming Aliana as her favourite character where nothing bad could happen to her ever again. So when she woke up from the Comma, her Mary-Sueness got even worse.

I will talk how worse it became if you want it but now i need to sleep.

Oh wait.

Good night and Merry Christmas, with a happy New year yall.

Bye Bye

The Fatal Flaw in the Sith Resurgence: Reckless Sue-ing.

Now, if there is one thing I have ever agreed with Lorch on, it would be that 9.5 times out of 10, Mary Sue is not a real criticism. Mostly because it is the golden goose of rookie mistakes. Like, they are one of two things. So new that using it as a cudgel is just unnecessarily cruel, or they are doing it 100% on purpose, and that makes the cudgel into a limp squeaky toy at worst.

The main weakness of a Mary Sue is that it's basically impossible to sell. You're either bought it before they ever tried, or you never were going to. Past the most novice fictional storytelling, it's about selling the illusion.

To explain for anybody that needs explanation the scope of a world, the thoughts and feelings of the characters, and anything that happens is, by law of fact, a great big farce. They are words on a paper that, in the most fact of factual facts, will only ever mean anything more than words being on paper. The flashing colors on a TV screen. the lines of code in a game. So on and so forth.

Ergo, you must at least try and sell an illusion. In some way, sell it all as bigger than a line of text in a language that will eventually die. A good way that loops into my point is selling the journey as an actual ordeal and treating characters with more reverence than a set of themed Lego men. This is where a Mary Sue starts to break the illusion heavily. On some level, the story will always revolve around the main character, Sueness is when the story can't even pretend to pretend that it isn't. So yeah, this cudgel feels like it's fuckin' Mjolnir right now.

Be it her vast book reading, allowing her to match and surpass those far more gifted, or the lack of repercussions for assaulting allies for being less than eternally grateful to her. One moment shines like a shining beacon of Sueness, and ironically, it's the one thing she does to avoid it. So the showdown from Last Jedi is in full swing with Rey fighting the Knights of Ren and Alaina fighting Kylo. By the end of this fight, Alaina will be down a leg and some non-vital guts. Place your bets on how! Multiple choice edition!

Alaina while formidable, is a lesser combatant to Kylo. It was foolish to try and Solo him.

The two are evenly matched, but as is the way of fighting with tiny sun sticks, all it takes is a slip up or a momentary lapse is all it will ever take to crown a victor.

A Knight of Ren was totally about to kill Rey and Aliana HEROICALLY throws her lightsaber to save her DEARLY BELOVED from Totally actually certain death and Kylo took the opportunity to hit her with a CHEAP SHOT!

If you guessed she did three, congrats, your brain works. Seeing the rest of the story falling under the same logic train, the story gets vapid and uninteresting unless you've already decided Alaina is the best ever of all time.

Interesting!

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Well Shit

I dont know who to Mark

Another quiz for if you were a fictional character how would your fandom treat you (if you think your life is too boring to have a fandom just think of yourself as living the domestic!au of some sci-fi or fantasy)

reblog with your results

Moron

What?

Reading through what others are saying about Pokémadhouse stuff as someone who knows way too much about all aspects of the pokemon world is such a painful experience. The Syir stuff is especially frustrating because not only is C!Lily giving an abuse victim Back to Their Abuser, but I don't buy the fact that a Gardevoir would be too powerful to stop. I know it's her fav and all, but she glazes up their strength to an absurd degree. When I first read that, off the top of my head I thought of several ways to take down Syir. Like using Destiny Bond or a pokemon that would resist their moves like a Mawile or Metagross. Plus those two I listed could mega evolve so they could counter Syir if they somehow mega-evolved.

I don't know any specific excuse Lily said other than "Syir's too strong" but I guarantee that there's a counter. Her ability is Trace? Send in a slaking. She puts up barriers? Get a pokemon with Infiltrator. She somehow out speeds and instantly one-shots all pokemon regardless of stats? Focus stash. Also I know gen 9 wasn't out, but a full team involving a Tinkaton and Kingambit would absolutely crush Syir, unless you know Lily keeps giving her plot armor, all to justify giving an Abuse Victim Back To Her Abuser.

And you know that if any show she hated pulled this storyline off, the exact same way, just w/ different characters, she'd be slamming it about "coddling abusers" and similar language.

Sorry for ranting, it's just something that's bothered me for a while after reading that. And if anyone doesn't know anything about Pokemon this is probably incomprehensible😅. What was even the point of the Syir stuff anyway? Like why'd she make such an OP Super Strong Gardevoir that no one can defeat? I know it's to show "G if she gave in" but like, ok, but that doesn't explain why she's so OP?

Its fine to rant, i feel the same way

If i am not wrong, there's something about Syir not following the normal pokemon rules, like instead of focusing her attack on the pokemon she would straight up attack the trainer. There's also the fact that in Pokemadhouse Gardevoirs have these "Original Attacks that were stolen from Warcraft". For example, Syir attack is called Psycho Blast, which was also on the wiki of Pokemadhouse, that was literally a Nuke Attack full of Psych Power. And Lily dont know how to keep the history linear, because the abilities of Syir changed between Trace, Synchronize or Pixilate, wich would frustrate even more those who wanted to stop her.

Syir is one of the worst characters i have ever found on a webcomic lore, and im still grateful for Lily decanonizing her in a possible rewrite.

But i would still trust in both Scizor, Sableye, Hypno and Slaking taking her

A fight like that would be awesome ngl

I ASK

Castlevania Sabine!

Sabine, of course, like Lily, enjoys cosplaying as a race they aren't by blackfishing with this edited anime pfp (edited one on the left):

So

Welcome to the hall of ethnic Sabine pfps (being used by people who actually ARE that race/ethnicity.)

French Canadian Sabine

(Me)

Romanian Sabine

@thetepes

Possum Sabine

@btart1313

Armenian Sabine

(Sai Discord User request)

(Gallery will update as I make them.)

You Jaune stans are a stain on the fandom.

Pathetic.

Me who never truly watched Rwby (Except for clips and season 8) but got into The fandom because of some tumblers and their memes seeing this:

Guess im Gonna receive more of this soon

Is even worse actually because the original draft was actually SIBLINGS RAISING A KID ON SPACE AND LESBIANS CHILLING OUT.

Lily not realizing the hilarity of her “magnum opus” is shitting on space lesbians raising a kid and then goes on to create a revolutionary idea:

Space lesbians raising a kid

Castlevania Order of Ecclesia... *Looking at all The bosses* Im completely fucked.

The only way to log out is to beat the game. And if you die in the game you die for real.

Found a PDF with 3 Editions of Carmilla in my language and the original in english. Thank you Academia Brasileira de Letras.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1i7MH86Cvxrc62MmE_ghTTZU6iMuF0U35/view?usp=drivesdk

I read all of them in One night. I memorized EVERYTHING.

AND MY OPINION REMAINS, I DONT SHIPP LAURA AND CARMILLA, CARMILLA WAS A MONSTER WHO LITERALLY WAS GONNA EAT LAURA AND WAS KILLING PEOPLE ALL AROUND THE CASTLE. HOW IN THE FUCK PEOPLE THINK THEY CAN BE A COUPLE?! LAURA LITERALLY HAVE A DEEP TRAUMA AFTER ALL OF THIS!

By the way, i give the book a 10/10 Mark, its a very good book and i enjoyed reading every single Page of it. I love Vampire stuff and other dark things.

Now i gotta read Dracula...

See ya.