Damn. The Way It Is Described... Damn.

ME RIGHT NOW:

You Jaune stans are a stain on the fandom.

Pathetic.

Me who never truly watched Rwby (Except for clips and season 8) but got into The fandom because of some tumblers and their memes seeing this:

Guess im Gonna receive more of this soon

I have 3 guides resuming major points of this cursed fic lore, and im doing part 4 as a big resume of the fic itself. So dont worry, my friend, you wont need to suffer like me who read all 48 Chapters of it.

Ever read Lily's Star Wars fanfic The Sith Resurgence before?

...yes, I'm working on it...

Jaune: RUBY WHAT THE FUCK?!

Ruby: Im sorry! It Felt so good but i feel so much... Regret at The same time.

Ren: That's what we call post nut Clarity, Ruby. That's why we do It in private places for no one sees what we Shame so much!

Nora: So you regret doing me?

Ren: Correction. We only feel The Post Nut Clarity after The Fondling.

Ruby: So If i dont want to feel The Clarity... I must fuck?

Weiss: OR JUST NOT FONDLE SOMEONE ELSE'S DICK, RUBY!

Switch au

team rwby somehow manages to switch bodies with jnpr and im not explaining how or why

Jaune = ruby

Nora = yang

Ren = blake

Weiss = pyrrha

Castlevania Order of Ecclesia on an emulator.

So Either Nintendo will Sue me or im gonna be arrested for literally saving the world from Dracula.

So Lily and Mikaila posted recently the cover of a Live they are gonna do focused on Arcane. And i must say 2 things based on this cover:

One: They are gonna bash Vi for being with Caitlyn and then call her incestuous because of hair colors and somehow the shape of Caitlyn face looking similar to her mother

Second: They are gonna simp HARD for Sevika and claim that she should have killed Heimerdinger when she got the chance. Or if not her, Ekko killing Heimerdinger after meeting him when he left home because "EVIL CAPITALIST SHOULD DIE."

All i can say for sure is this.

Be ready for the Shitstorm.

For full context of this: This is actually an AU inside Pokemadhouse made by Lily. She made 3 AUs in total, and they all are messed up on their own ways. Trigger warning about this one: R4pe mentioning, S3x mentioning and Brainwashing.

The AU in the picture is one of the most terrifying ones, and G says its the one she hates most because "Lily isnt herself anymore".

In this AU, G used her powers to coerce and hypnotize Lily into having S3x with her, and kept doing it until eventually she brainwashed Lily into being her perfect wife, by normalizing into her the relationship of both human and pokemon.

They only have one canonical apparition in the comics, appearing on Violate Arc alongside the other 2 AUs themselves. Besides that, almost all info about them come from asks and wikia pages.

The reason i consider this AU to be the worst its because of the implications of the own comic by claiming the Lily that comes from this AU is just a puppet being controled by an abusive creature and its probably incapable of coming back so i am like:

https://www.tumblr.com/lily-orchard-stuff/767748338287362048/looking-back-at-madhouse-it-really-was-just

So according to Lily's own commentary on her comic, for a long time Madhouse was just about how cool it would be to have a psychic best friend, then it was about making fun of people who wanted to fuck Gardevoirs, then it was therapy about people who develop feelings for people too easily trying to move past that, then G and the Violate arc were a reflection of Courtney abusing Lily, then the comic was always about Lily not wanting to fuck a Gardevoir and they were never getting together, now that whole arc is a funny, spontaneous will-they-won't-they.

Like these are all different things. These are all different stories with very different authorial intents behind them. And to the first person to ask why this matters: because despite trying to pin this on 'ADHD', it's actually Lily shifting around the meta framing of the story to feel out the explanation that best serves whatever public persona she's most invested in presenting at the moment, which is exactly how she's handled every controversy from Stockholm to Tara Callie to Courtney.

“—it's actually Lily shifting around the meta framing of the story to feel out the explanation that best serves whatever public persona she's most invested in presenting at the moment, which is exactly how she's handled every controversy from Stockholm to Tara Callie to Courtney.”

YES, THANK YOU. That is exactly what she’s doing, cherry picking whatever narrative suits her self-interest best. It’s so… Agh. I hate it.

Anyways, here’s an old screenshot of Lily posting art of Madhouse!Lily and G being married.

Ok folks. Its official this time

Lily tumblr is OFFICALLY GONE!!!!

I really Love how in Land Before Time, in less than 2 movies, Plesiosaurus changed from "Im gonna rip off your fucking face" to "Hi children, im gonna help you get home safely. By the way littlefoot your grandpa is Hot."

But i also imagine them as being 2 different species with one being more agressive than the other.

Its wrong to ship different species?

I always use the term "she put them both in a blender and then got what was mixed on it". But i think your term is better to explain what she really did.

And in my critical opinion, All Tomorrows is better

Lily not realizing the hilarity of her “magnum opus” is shitting on space lesbians raising a kid and then goes on to create a revolutionary idea:

Space lesbians raising a kid