RWBY JAUNE WITCH HUNTER AU
Part 4: Merry Christmas
Jaune: Ah, its Christmas time. *He says while watching The Snow falling* Witches celebrate Christmas?
Weiss: We actually celebrate The Yule day.
Ruby: Its where most Christmas traditions come from! *Being held by Blake to put the star on The Tree*
Jaune: So It Will be my First Yule then. We still get presents, right?
Weiss: Not from your kind of Santa.
Jaune: I see. And How about Yang? She is coming?
Ruby: I think she is still trying to get used to you. Because, you know. Being the mate of all 4 of us.
Blake: And you are a Witch Hunter and we... Well, we are Witches.
Jaune: Yeah... Oh, i think i have an ideia!
Weiss: And you are gonna Tell us?
Jaune: Nope. But i Will show you all, this night.
*later that night...*
Yang: Im home. *She notices Jaune near the other 3 in the Fireplace, wearing a yellow sweater.* and you still are Alive.
Jaune: Y-yang! I wanted to give you one thing. *he takes a box from the tree.* Happy Yule or something similar... Im still trying to get used to this.
*Yang raises an eyebrow, suspicious.*
Jaune: The others already have opened their presents. *Ruby shows a hat and a suitcase. Blake shows a book and Weiss shows a New bain for her Sword* Weiss made this Sweater for me.
Weiss: I thought he wanted to be cozy this Winter *blushes*
Jaune: And Ruby made me a new weapon set.
Ruby: Now he is ready for The fight.
Jaune: And Blake Gave me a book of magical species.
Blake: So he can understand us more.
Yang: Hm. And what you Will Give me?
*She opens The gift box, and sees a small Black suitcase, where It opens Into a red clothed Space.*
Jaune: Its a box to guard your gauntlets. Its Very strong so It can pack a punch. *snorts* Got It? Pack a punch?
Yang: ... *Tears start flowing*
Jaune: W-what?! Are you crying?!
Yang: Your joke...
Jaune: What?
Yang: *she starts crying and laughing* You made this perfect gift and mixed with a joke so funny! Pack a punch! Hahahahah!
*The 4 look at Yang with a confused look, before they start looking at her with a Surprised face and kisses Jaune in The lips, hugging him.*
Yang: I really loved It, Pretty Boy. Thank you.
Jaune: You're welcome. *he hugs her back, looking up* Oh. Its a Mistletoe.
Yang: A Mistletoe?
Jaune: Y-yeah. If two people are Under one, They must Kiss. And we kissed!
Ruby: So now its my turn!
Weiss: Your turn? Its actually my turn on kissing!
Blake: Fools, i got The best present so im next.
Yang: Wait a minute, im still Under The Mistletoe! So These lips are still Mine! *She grabs Jaune face, kissing him once again*
Ruby: No Fair! You kissed him 2 times already!
*The 4 girls got into a fight right after that, but It eventually things got more tranquil as They decided to share Jaune for themselves. It was a good night after this.*
*and what Yang gave to Jaune? A New bed, so If he wanted to Sleep some time alone, he could. But unfortunally, The girls liked to Sleep with him by their Side...*
Merry Christmas everyone
After seeing this post from Mikaila, im now thinking she and Lily just fucking hate Arcane and are trying to spread shit to make People hate it too.
No joke this was my reaction reading this shit
So Lily and Mikaila posted recently the cover of a Live they are gonna do focused on Arcane. And i must say 2 things based on this cover:
One: They are gonna bash Vi for being with Caitlyn and then call her incestuous because of hair colors and somehow the shape of Caitlyn face looking similar to her mother
Second: They are gonna simp HARD for Sevika and claim that she should have killed Heimerdinger when she got the chance. Or if not her, Ekko killing Heimerdinger after meeting him when he left home because "EVIL CAPITALIST SHOULD DIE."
All i can say for sure is this.
Be ready for the Shitstorm.
Sorry, get well soon. Dont let bad People ruin your night
I watched Lily orchard/CD-Call New video
And i will not give much bigger spoilers so i will just leave this here to you to give your opinions about
In a resume, at a small part of the vídeo, Lily puppet slaps Pixie and screams at her for calling the number of 13 episodes a season. Its a very uncomfortable scene with no music and nothing, just violence.
Maybe just me but this still makes me trembles a bit. Just... Made me think about bad stuff.
This was literally my reaction:
So let me tell you how the 4 timelines of Pokemadhouse works!
In this post i explained about the 2-82 universe, from the oficial list made by lily of Pokemadhouse AUS, that in total are 3.
These 3 actually.
So lets give a resume from the 4 timelines:
This is the original comic timeline, the timeline where all events of the comic happened, and the one that "Matters" in a way.
The best timeline according to Lily, where they are all ok, having happy lives and doing what they did in the comics.
This is the Timeline from the explanation i gave before: A timeline where G Brainwashes Lily to make her her wife and turns her into a puppet wife. Its a timeline hated by both Prime!G and Prime!Lily, because they know the G from this timeline is a monster but cant do nothing because its alternative timelines rules or something similar. Either way, very few info is given about this timeline, the main thing known is that the G in this timeline is blantaly evil.
Detail: The number of this timeline is a reference to Gardevoir number Pokedex, reinforcing the ideia of G being in control of everything.
This is the saddest timeline from the 4. According to it, in 2017, around the same time Lily was dating Lizzy (Called Kirsten in the comics and refered as a monster in all timelines), G died somehow. Her death affected Lily in a very bad way, because 3 years after her death she was still incapable of reforming her life, so she just had a depressive breakdown.
She gave away all her pokemon, left behind all her friends and locked herself at her own home, not leaving for anything. Its implied that she has a relationship with someone abusive because in the wiki its said that her bag eyes are Actually BLACK EYES.
Oh and the icing in the cake: G in this timeline is a Ghost. Not a Ghost type or a poltergeist but a literal ghost no one can see or touch, that haunts Lily trying to find a way to help her, but she cant. So all she can do is stay with her.
The Timeline number, 1-3, is a reference to the number 13, because this timeline is also called Bad Luck AU.
This is the calmest Timeline of the 4, and the only one where the original Owner of the Madhouse is still living his happy life. On this AU, G and Lily basically decided to travel by themselves in a hippie-like style. All they do usually is smoke weed, pot, and chill out. The title of this timeline is a joke about 420 (Too obvious)
But in this timeline its also implied that G and Lily did the "Deed" after getting extremely High, an event in the comics that its called the "Microwave Lamen incident", a mistery that was never fully explained what it was and probably never will because of them both being so fucking High all the time they dont seem to care about anything else.
In this timeline Lily dont have any other pokemon too.
That's the 4 timelines, thank you for reading until here, now im gonna back to my life.
Peace
https://www.tumblr.com/lily-orchard-stuff/767748338287362048/looking-back-at-madhouse-it-really-was-just
So according to Lily's own commentary on her comic, for a long time Madhouse was just about how cool it would be to have a psychic best friend, then it was about making fun of people who wanted to fuck Gardevoirs, then it was therapy about people who develop feelings for people too easily trying to move past that, then G and the Violate arc were a reflection of Courtney abusing Lily, then the comic was always about Lily not wanting to fuck a Gardevoir and they were never getting together, now that whole arc is a funny, spontaneous will-they-won't-they.
Like these are all different things. These are all different stories with very different authorial intents behind them. And to the first person to ask why this matters: because despite trying to pin this on 'ADHD', it's actually Lily shifting around the meta framing of the story to feel out the explanation that best serves whatever public persona she's most invested in presenting at the moment, which is exactly how she's handled every controversy from Stockholm to Tara Callie to Courtney.
“—it's actually Lily shifting around the meta framing of the story to feel out the explanation that best serves whatever public persona she's most invested in presenting at the moment, which is exactly how she's handled every controversy from Stockholm to Tara Callie to Courtney.”
YES, THANK YOU. That is exactly what she’s doing, cherry picking whatever narrative suits her self-interest best. It’s so… Agh. I hate it.
Anyways, here’s an old screenshot of Lily posting art of Madhouse!Lily and G being married.
Reading through what others are saying about Pokémadhouse stuff as someone who knows way too much about all aspects of the pokemon world is such a painful experience. The Syir stuff is especially frustrating because not only is C!Lily giving an abuse victim Back to Their Abuser, but I don't buy the fact that a Gardevoir would be too powerful to stop. I know it's her fav and all, but she glazes up their strength to an absurd degree. When I first read that, off the top of my head I thought of several ways to take down Syir. Like using Destiny Bond or a pokemon that would resist their moves like a Mawile or Metagross. Plus those two I listed could mega evolve so they could counter Syir if they somehow mega-evolved.
I don't know any specific excuse Lily said other than "Syir's too strong" but I guarantee that there's a counter. Her ability is Trace? Send in a slaking. She puts up barriers? Get a pokemon with Infiltrator. She somehow out speeds and instantly one-shots all pokemon regardless of stats? Focus stash. Also I know gen 9 wasn't out, but a full team involving a Tinkaton and Kingambit would absolutely crush Syir, unless you know Lily keeps giving her plot armor, all to justify giving an Abuse Victim Back To Her Abuser.
And you know that if any show she hated pulled this storyline off, the exact same way, just w/ different characters, she'd be slamming it about "coddling abusers" and similar language.
Sorry for ranting, it's just something that's bothered me for a while after reading that. And if anyone doesn't know anything about Pokemon this is probably incomprehensible😅. What was even the point of the Syir stuff anyway? Like why'd she make such an OP Super Strong Gardevoir that no one can defeat? I know it's to show "G if she gave in" but like, ok, but that doesn't explain why she's so OP?
Its fine to rant, i feel the same way
If i am not wrong, there's something about Syir not following the normal pokemon rules, like instead of focusing her attack on the pokemon she would straight up attack the trainer. There's also the fact that in Pokemadhouse Gardevoirs have these "Original Attacks that were stolen from Warcraft". For example, Syir attack is called Psycho Blast, which was also on the wiki of Pokemadhouse, that was literally a Nuke Attack full of Psych Power. And Lily dont know how to keep the history linear, because the abilities of Syir changed between Trace, Synchronize or Pixilate, wich would frustrate even more those who wanted to stop her.
Syir is one of the worst characters i have ever found on a webcomic lore, and im still grateful for Lily decanonizing her in a possible rewrite.
But i would still trust in both Scizor, Sableye, Hypno and Slaking taking her
A fight like that would be awesome ngl
Yes it is. Lots of brazilian mythological beings had influence of the Catholic Church, wich is, ironically, the source of their weaknesses.
For example Bradador and the name Maria, that references Holy Mary. Werewolves and their weakness to salt and Holy water. Churches literally entrapping giant snakes and so goes on.
One factor that I think is worth pointing out about Lily's mischaracterization of Gardevoir as some sort of "badass banshee" creature is that it's not just Gardevoir that is mischaracterized, but banshees too: Lily seems to be under the impression that banshees are these powerful female figures that go around striking fear into people's hearts with screams that outright deal physical damage and also they're way better and stronger and cooler than every other mythical monster or some shit when in actual Irish folklore (where banshees originate from), the scream of a banshee was merely heralding the impending death of someone in whichever family that particular banshee was a part of. So yeah, turns out that banshees aren't these awesomesauce epic ghostfairy warrior ladies that go around screaming to actively cause harm to anybody they cross, they're literally just preemptively mourning a family member.
Keep in mind that this mischaracterization of a well-known monster is coming from someone who claims that people aren't allowed to portray vampires and werewolves as anything other than evil aristocrats and predators respectively because that's what those creatures originally represented.
That's actually a very good point. I never thought about that.
But this is a classic case of Lily being a hypocrite and doing things she accuses others of doing.
For some reason, I have hunch her understanding of banshees come from games. I have nothing to prove this. It's just a speculation.
In her old tumblr she did said that she berated someone in a workplace where she worked, wich makes the behaviour she showed in the vídeo with her strawman puppet truly problematic. To be fair, what triggered me in that vídeo was her screaming like that. Remembered me about my childhood.
I watched Lily orchard/CD-Call New video
And i will not give much bigger spoilers so i will just leave this here to you to give your opinions about
In a resume, at a small part of the vídeo, Lily puppet slaps Pixie and screams at her for calling the number of 13 episodes a season. Its a very uncomfortable scene with no music and nothing, just violence.
Maybe just me but this still makes me trembles a bit. Just... Made me think about bad stuff.
This was literally my reaction:
Season 2-3
Fun fact: This image from Kim Momoru gave me inspiration for giving daughters to some characters in my Ben 10 fic.
From left to right:
Diana: Agreggor Daughter (On my fic Kevin had Devlin with a hooker while Gwen and Kevin had a son named Philip)
Wendy Tennyson: Ben daughter (Ken in my fic have her as a Younger sister)
Auriana: Albedo Daughter (Her father in my fic got turned into a Ben copy after a lab accident, and at some point he fell in love with a human woman and they married)
Rook Vanessa Blonko: Rook Daughter
Any questions regarding my fic im here to answer.