Stilgar after Paul gets back from Starbucks with everyone's orders: He got me a White Chocolate Mocha. As it was written. Chani: Yeah, by me because I gave him a fucking list.
My mom: So you struggle with same sex attraction
Me: No mother, I am quite successful
”can’t believe they had demetri beat hawk” that’s probably because their fight was predominantly verbal and demetri solos anyone in a bitching and moaning and arguing and complaining competition
We all saw the titty sucking
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idc he's hot. extremely. I love this nerdy fucker.
"b-b-but that's Josh's dad..! but!!!" IDC!!!!!! also natal attraction is arguably one of the funniest future man episodes. "your parents never met?...that's fucked up" yes Barry that would be fucked up. hell yeah. "JOOSH OUT!!" I will be saying that every time I leave a room from now on thank you
You can only reblog this today.
(yea)
and 7 x 8 = 56 was the nice straight girl we all had a crush on… right?
I love em dashes (—) they’re the most underrated form of punctuation. they have so many uses, and they also feel like thursday
Spencer Reid in a blazer save me
Save me Spencer Reid in a blazer
*teary eyed* “i love you both so munch— i mean much”
call me ari, she/her, bi, not so proud american, MINOR, mclaren fan
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