#I Think I Only Have Two Followers Who Aren't

I saw a post saying that Boromir looked too scruffy in FotR for a Captain of Gondor, and I tried to move on, but I’m hyperfixating. Has anyone ever solo backpacked? I have. By the end, not only did I look like shit, but by day two I was talking to myself. On another occasion I did fourteen days’ backcountry as the lone woman in a group of twelve men, no showers, no deodorant, and brother, by the end of that we were all EXTREMELY feral. You think we looked like heirs to the throne of anywhere? We were thirteen wolverines in ripstop.

My boy Boromir? Spent FOUR MONTHS in the wilderness! Alone! No roads! High floods! His horse died! I’m amazed he showed up to Imladris wearing clothes, let alone with a decent haircut. I’m fully convinced that he left Gondor looking like Richard Sharpe being presented to the Prince Regent in 1813

*electric guitar riff*

And then rocked up to Imladris a hundred ten days later like

#did he really? #that's frickin adorable

realized i almost never draw caleb without his signature scruff, decided to quickly remedy that just for variety's sake

+ not very serious bonus essek 'i haven't trusted anyone ever' thelyss looking at that irresistible face (after a persuasion roll so middling and sad it made everyone in exandria cringe) and deciding to reveal his super duper secret magics to a person he's just met

I've been watching you longer than you know. Recklessly drawn to your destiny, like a flame. My beautiful Champion. There is much to fear. But not death. For it gives meaning to life.

*holds Molly gently* you better fix my mental state rn

collection of critrole scribbles

#FUCK YES

I AM FOAMING AT THE MOUTH

Vax made his himself after seeing Vex's

I've been seeing some suggestions for an Orb'ildan update to this so here you go

[ID: A digital illustration of Orym from Critical Role. He stands in front of a night sky with two full moons, framed by trees and plants. He holds his sword vertically in front of him and it partially obscures his face, though his closed eyes are visible. End description.]

Please be okay