I Just Got Some New Ramen I Was Really Excited To Try Because It Sounded Really Good

What do you think is the first thing people notice about you, when they meet you for the first time?

That I'm really really fucking stupid or they come to the realization that I'm autistic without me even having to say anything

OH YEAH by the way go follow my writing account if you want, it's @citruslullabies make requests you hooligans

I went to Golden Corral tonight, really good food, but as I was getting my food this random old woman said "ugh, look at that man wearing a dress".

That man was me. Wearing my black tights and a blue and white striped dress.

The only issue is I'm not a man.

WTF IS A SUPER BOOP

just realized u followed me😧

got me nervous and shit for when I post a chapter

it gotta be the best 4 my pookie🗣️‼️‼️‼️

here’s a lil secret (it’s not a secret, I run my mouth)

I’m updating “Blind Loyalty first then Endless Graveyard”

I'm sure it'll be awesome 🗣️‼️‼️‼️

Never had a hamster but growing up a lot of my friends did

And what the FUCK KINDA DEATHS DID THEY HAVE

"Oh yeah, my hamster got sucked up by the vacuum"

"my hamster pooped itself to death"

"poor little guy, he died in his hamster ball after rolling outside at the perfect timing and getting hit by a semi"

HORRIFYING WAYS TO DIE.

He didn't bite hard enough the first time 😞

I genuinely despise this new information you have bestowed upon me

i don't like the fact that the eiffel tower can stretch. i don't like that

whats ur fav color

I dunno babes

Poor old woman bending over to pick it up for him