Why Are Birds Prettier Than I Can Ever Hope To Be

WTF IS A SUPER BOOP

Hello its me again asking for help.Am so fucking sorry.You may see another post of mine floating around with notes,but he have not received more than $20 in the last 2 weeks.

As i mention before,my partner and I have two cats that we care for and due to our circumstances,neither of them have had updated shots into about two years.One of them has frequent vomiting from eating her food without chewing (as told to us by vet last time we were able to go),and we would like to check on that and have them both checked out with updated shots.

We are also,unfortunately,asking for help staying housed as thing are not super great on that front either.We are hoping to raise $2500 for the estimated cost for shots and vet visit,as well as housing cost.

Please consider helping us.I know we've depended on a lot of kindness and i swear we will give it back as soon as we can.All we ask is if you a little to spare,you consider sharing it with us please

I am so sorry hon, I can't offer any help. But I am so sorry that this is happening to you.

finally settled on a theme might actually write soemthing

(This is not my duck)

Blows up duck with mind

You know it's bad whenever I open my Flo app and it tells me "your body, your data"

player has to deal with a tough audience...

I could't contain myself guys sorry--

Bro, do you realize how scary it would be to have Vox as a Yandere?

just imagine it. You could be one of his workers, maybe too good at your job, because not only do you do what Vox tells you without asking questions, but you also know what to say and what not to say to avoid a "tantrum" from him. or rather, when his insecurities attack with force like when Alastor returns.

Vox would probably be a somewhat condescending yandere (as seen with Val) but don't think you can't turn tables easily, if you stroke his ego enough, you can have him around your finger. but that doesn't make it any less dangerous for those around you.

He makes the typical 180 degree turn in attitude when it comes to Other Employees and when it comes to You. Damn, you may be the only one of his employees who gets paid vacations (or even vacations) or even birthday bonuses, things like that. He likes to give you his things or products with the excuse that "they are for testing" even if they have already been released on the market.

Like:

Vox: who the fuck eat My leftovers!?! WHENEVER WHO WAS I'M GOING TO-

Darling: it was me sir.

Vox:--give You the rest and take You out for lunch, You haven't eaten in the whole day AGAIN, didn't ya?

He definitely avoids conflict with you by hypnotizing you, when he starts to feel hostility, fear on your part or that you want to leave, he makes you "out of nowhere" have "ONE MORE TASK" and you can't help but do what he says.

and IT IS NOT just to avoid fights or for you to leave, it is something CONSTANT (once every two days MINIMUM), although Vox is not worried about your brain turning into mush due to its powers, it always keeps nutritious things in your diet and they come out relatively often , as you have to follow him everywhere.

Eventually he becomes more clingy and needy in this case, it's practically not that he's proposing to you or anything, he's just slowly dragging you into a relationship without you realizing it (because you're not lucid enough). Unless you develop a higher level of tolerance to his hypotonic trick, I don't think you'll notice his Red Flags.

I think it would be ESPECIALLY BAD if Darling is also a Sinner, because then they wouldn't even be able to get out of the pride ring to run away from Vox. leaving you with many fewer options and having to avoid all of Vox's technology, which you could only achieve by 1- going to the Cannibal Legion or 2- going to the Hazbin Hotel.

Running away is EXTREMELY DIFFICULT, not only because of his hypnotic trick, but because he literally has EYES EVERYWHERE, on every screen in hell. If you somehow manage to get away with it and run away, Vox would be SO ANGRY and looking for you all over hell with their screens.

Although definitely if you were gone more than a day, he would be more distraught than angry and would begin to despair. Even Val and Velvet would give him a hand because of how bad it would be.

Just imagine, thinking that you finally lost sight of Vox's search drones, without realizing that you stand in front of some store and VOX ITSELF appears on the screens :)

If you made the stupid decision to go to the Hazbin Hotel, Vox would be distraught and would even think that Alastor was somehow holding you hostage, obviously! Why would you go there if you knew his biggest enemy was there? Alastor must be using you as a bargaining chip! How dare he!?

(in this case, fortunately, the punishment is much less severe, but he would definitely monitor you for the rest of your life)

When he eventually gets you back (after a few days or even WEEKS of anguish) expect, first of all, to be in a mortal embrace that lasts AT LEAST 2 days and then receive your "punishment" which would be to be under hypnosis for AT LEAST 1 YEAR to be sure that this NEVER HAPPENS AGAIN.

Although calm down! He gives your mind breaks periodically because 1- he doesn't know if that would ultimate mess with your head and 2- it's nice to hear YOU talk instead of the robotic version.

When that year FINALLY ends, you will be a much more obedient, more terrified, sweeter version of You, according to Vox, like a frightened Deer. It was a long and hard process, but the good thing is that you don't have to do anything anymore! absolutely! Just do what he tells you and everything will be fine.

Shares, reglogs and comments are very welcome!

Not one of the Best yanderes to have, but Def not the worst

I went to Golden Corral tonight, really good food, but as I was getting my food this random old woman said "ugh, look at that man wearing a dress".

That man was me. Wearing my black tights and a blue and white striped dress.

The only issue is I'm not a man.

Holy badonkers??? It took me a long time to realize this was YOUR main idk why it slipped my mind- I am unsure if you followed me by mistake but if you didn't, hoooly carp that Is such an honor xD you are my first and only follower and if you did follow me by mistake it was still awesome to see in that moment when I saw the little "mutual" symbol and had an eternal "WHAAAAAT" moment

HEY HON!!

Wasn't by accident, I try to follow people back whenever I can!

Or- used to, whenever I started to get popular it became difficult

But I remember seeing you pop into my notifications and clicking follow back!!

I wanna eat a double bananer :(

Damn I’m turning superstitious…usually I disregard these 🤷🏾‍♀️

Just sent my best friend free feet pictures, she did not appreciate