To the Biggest-Gaudiest-Patronuses, please I am begging you if you see this
Update it was infact shit
Does anyone else randomly feel like they're gonna shit themselves but in reality it's you cramping
What's the pinned post about? I'm just confused is all.
First picture too corny. Mandatory funny picture below
(rant)
im so pissed at myself. Im not taking proper care of myself, my grades are ass rn, im getting into fights with a LITERAL child (my lil sister), and its pissing me offf
like i need to get my shit together. So tonight im gonna finish my bio hw, take my meds and actually get crap done
The Earring Comic! @funnymoron
Reblogs > Likes!
And a transcript under the read-more because my handwriting is kinda bleghhh
Page 1:
Knock knock!
Dogday: Catnap! Oh, is that something for me?
Page 2:
Dogday: Oh, a charm for me!
Dogday: But… where am I gonna wear it?
Page 3:
Dogday: Oh… a needle? Are we gonna sew it onto clothes?
Page 4:
Dogday: Catnap? CatnaaaAAAAAHHHHH!!!
Dogday: Ow, Catnap, that really hurt!
Catnap: I’m sorry, but you look so pretty now!
Catnap: and you would’ve said no if you knew…
Today I was talking about SpongeBob with my family. I accidentally pronounced the chum bucket as the cum bucket. It was today I learned that I don't like the word chum
just hover over the boop button and it will spin two times and then press it
OHHH
POOKIE GEUS WHAT (long explanation)
Background: so just a small background explanantion i have never had a crush nor dated someone before but today one of my (close friends) Admitted to having a crush on me. It took my the whole day to see if i liked him like that or not which i found out i did!
Up to Date: now i have to wait to see if my parents will allow it (which it seems like they kight) im also really nervous. This is mine and his first telationship (except for one when he was in 5th grade😭) but he said he doesnt count the 5th garde one. And i need tips cuz i see him tommorrow
what do i do? How do i act? WHAT DO I SAY!???
I am Arran, god of the most important thing
EDIT: if y'all don’t wanna use your name use your username