10 Or 11 Little Ducks Have Been Spotted Crossing The Dash Board

women may, at any point, attach a collar and leash to my neck and tell me to behave like a dog

Squirrel having time of its life

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Martha giving Donna that flirty little look. Okay. Putting them both on the TARDIS and making them kiss.

did you like my post because it was funny or do you want to pin me against a wall and kiss me

boys: jacking off

girls: jilling off

non binary : ferching a pail of water

I'm once again thinking about someone saying "you're so fucking stupid" and slapping me really hard across the face and then putting their fingers in my mouth...

Don't fuck around with hardcore kink if you won't take it seriously.

ppl who think u can't be bred by a strap r so stupid and boring. where's your imagination?? where's your fucking whimsy??? i WILL be pinned down and bred by the strap and i WILL ENJOY IT!!!!!!

I'm thinking about my partner coming home from work to me being fast asleep and taking advantage of me. Needing me so badly to relieve the stress of their day that they just use me while I sleep. Touching me, teasing me. My body responding beneath them without me even realizing.

thinking about a dom switching between a bubbly cutesy sweet personality and a curel sadistic bully within seconds of eachother, always keeping me on my toes ♡