Keith: Do You Ever Drink So Much Coffee, That You Feel Kind Of Dizzy, Them Like The World Is Moving In

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Pidge was the winner of the last poll! I will admit it was pretty fun to see the votes coming in and changing the result. Hope you enjoy the way it turned out! Thank you as well for your patience and kind messages meanwhile, I can’t promise I will update everyday this week, since I’m still trying to get better but I will still try.  You guys are the best.

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After he sees Lance enter his room, Keith does as he said he would and starts making his way towards the Bridge to check up on the rest of the team. On his way, he tries his best not to think about Lance too much, he fails at it. After all, what is he supposed to do now that he has realized he most likely likes Lance? Should he tell him? How would he even do that? Before he can even reach a conclusion he runs into Pidge in the corridors.

She beams up at the sight of him. “Just the person I needed! Come with me.” “What’s going on? Did you guys finish what you were doing?” He asks, a little concerned. “Yeah, yeah everything is fine.”  She says while waving her hand in the air and starting to walk again in the opposite direction of the Bridge. “I just need to check on the core room thingy and could use an extra pair of hands.” Keith follows. “What exactly are you guys doing?” “Hunk and Coran had this idea of trying to increase the castle’s maneuverability and speed.” She explains. “Basically, it won’t be able to dodge the small ship’s attacks but maybe it can get away from those canons that take super long to charge.” “Oh… that’s a good idea.” She snickers, looking amused at his reply. “Yeah, a good idea as long it doesn’t accidentally make the castle explode.” He freezes. “Wait what? Are you guys sure we should be-“ “It was just a joke.” She interrupts him, a grin on her face still.

He had forgotten how much Pidge likes to play around, which can be fun at times, but he isn’t in his best mindset to process her jokes. “Very funny.” “Don’t be a baby.” She says while punching him on the shoulder, Keith looks away so she won’t see the smile he is trying to suppress. “By the way…” She sings songs the words. “Speaking of jokes… Allura and I found that earlier talk on the Bridge very amusing. Any more juicy details you have to share?” Ah yes, the talk where they asked about the cuddling incident before giving him permission to leave the castle with Lance… That talk. “No, there isn’t anything else to say.” He replies without really thinking about it. Pidge’s grins drops and she squints at him before looking back ahead in silence. Eventually, they reach their destination, but before Pidge opens the door she turns around to stare at him again. “Are you sure though?” “What?”

“Is there really nothing else to say?” Keith can’t really tell but Pidge sounds sort of sad. “I don’t want to see you hurt Lance.” He is extremely confused at the moment. “Why would I-“ “I know okay?!” She exclaims. Then looking in anywhere but Keith’s direction, she adds in a softer tone, “I know that Lance likes you.” “Wh- how-“ “I don’t think he remembers telling me. It was late at night when we were playing video games because he couldn’t sleep and I was taking a break from working on a new program.” She explains with a shrug. “He was basically high on lack of sleep.” “Oh.” “It’s just-“ She bites her lip and fidgets a bit. “This is embarrassing for me to admit, but I sort of see a little of Matt in him, with that annoying big bro feeling of his. It makes me feel better when Matt is away on missions.” Pidge sighs again. “So yeah… I don’t want to see him getting hurt over-“ “I-“ Keith interrupts unthinkingly and she is already looking at him waiting for him to finish the sentence. “I uhm- “ He can feel the pressure of her gaze as he stares at the ground. “I actually might… like him too.” His voice not above a whisper.

When he doesn’t receive a reply, he slowly looks back up; and sees Pidge smirking, the one smirk he has seen many Galra drones die while looking at it. “So… you two already dating and didn’t bother telling the rest of us?” “No!” He exclaims way faster and louder than intended. “I mean we- we aren’t-  I know he liked me too… at some point… but I don’t know if- I might just- what if he doesn’t like me anymore?” He finally says out loud. Pidge looks at him like he just told her that one plus one equals three without joking. “Keith… I found you two cuddling this morning.” She states. When he opens his mouth she interrupts him, her grin returning. “And you are apparently also sending letters to each other.” “But-“ “Keith who is the smartest person on this team?” He frowns, trying to understand where this came from. “You are.” “Great, so now you’ll listen to my advice and next time you see Lance you will tell him what you told me.” “But I don’t know what-“ “I’m sure Lance will help you with whatever questions you have. He is smarter than he makes himself out to look, I’m sure you know that.”

“How are you so sure about this?” He asks, as he starts fidgeting his thumb against his index. Pidge looks at him with a dead serious look, “I have heard him sing romantic cheesy songs for an hour while also talking about you.” He can’t help but starting to smile at that thought. Pidge scoffs and rolls her eyes. “My god, I can’t believe I thought you could hurt him, you’re just as hopeless as him.” “Shut up.” He says, embarrassed. He hopes he isn’t blushing. “Yeah sure, we have work to do anyway.” Pidge plays with the door panels and it opens. “Oh wait- just one quick last thing.” Keith is apprehensive. “What is it?” “Remember to keep it PG-13 around the rest of us, I support you two but I don’t wanna see-” “Shut up.” He interrupts again, while also wanting to sink into the ground and become one with the floor.

a gifset of planet facts because i rlly love space!!

//please dont remove caption!

So funny story about the one with the girl in the white dress. Post about it later.

never have i seen a more relatable character oh my god

Not even finna

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

MORE HEADCANONS!!! please?

You guys are lucky I have like, a mega list of these lol.

Lance sleeps like a corpse.

It was something he sort of trained himself to do, mostly because the first time he tried using a face mask at night it got everywhere and his mother nearly skinned him alive

so yeah, he’s a log, and will tend to stay in one place on the bed from dusk to dawn

Keith on the other hand, tosses and turns like the rugrat he is

He’ll wake up with his sheets halfway off the bed and his pillows thrown across the room wondering why he has a huge kink in his neck.

oh yeah, because he slept with it hanging over the edge of the bed (-_-)

Needless to say their first night sleeping in the same bed starts off great, with Lance relishing in having Keith curl up into his side like a little koala, and they both fall asleep fairly easily

but then Keith happens.

Lance wakes up in the middle of the night wondering groggily why Keith’s fucking foot is on the pillow and where the hell is his other half?!

And, Oh there it is. On the floor. 

Like seriously Keith how is that even comfortable you human slinky.

so Lance hoists him back up, shifts so that Keith is on the inside of the bed facing the wall, and wraps his limbs around the boy to keep him secure

It works, for the most part, but Lance wakes up the next morning without any feeling whatsoever in his arms and legs

he doesn’t mind too much though, because goddamn Keith is really cute in the morning

Plus Keith feels super bad about waking Lance up and sort of..coddles Lance all day afterwards.

so yeah, Lance doesn’t mind at all.

Keith is really good a naming smells

Like…scary good

The team will be walking around on some weird ass planet and Keith will just, without batting an eye, drop a line like:

the air smells like wet cotton candy mixed with spit.

And the others can’t even be mad because what the fuck it actually does?! 

It’s like his superpower or something, and there has yet to be an odour Keith can’t name, or at least relate to something else

K: Lance your hair smells like pine tree sap and wet dirt

L: …is that a good thing?

K: yeah.

L: Oh! Okay then!

Shiro is actually the one that asks him to stop the most

mostly because he grew up with this shit and so many things have been ruined for him

like, one time Keith said his hair gel smelled like freshly opened packaged meat, and he’s never recovered

Keith is also hella good with kids

No one really knows why, but youngsters just flock towards him

Hunk calls him the Pied Piper of Children and it would be cute if it wasn’t so goddamn true

Every planet they visit that has kids on it immediately run up to Keith, or else hold his hand or cling to his legs.

he’s just as confused as the others because I’m not even fun! I just stand here!

Lance was super jealous at first, because I have the siblings, so I should be the one who these children worship. and I’m more experienced, why do they love Keith?!

It must be the mullet.

But after they start dating Lance just finds it adorable, and has to stifle a part of him that really wants kids of his own one day each time he sees Keith bend to pick up a young’un

The others tease him relentlessly whenever they see him watching Keith interact with babies. 

Lance you’re making the face again

L: What face?

The ‘I’m so madly in love with Keith’ face

L: I’m not!

He is.

Lance speaks Spanish around the castle

At first it was just for fun, singing lyrics and what not

but after having a reoccurring nightmare about never seeing his family again, he sort of does it now to try and keep his language alive

The other’s don’t really know why Lance has suddenly started speaking strictly in Spanish to Blue, but don’t question it

Keith does, because he’s curious, and Lance tells him the reason behind it

After that Keith makes an effort to learn some Spanish phrases that he surprises Lance 

Lance cries.

He denies it, but he did.

Keith comforted him, and there was a lot of cuddling involved.

Lance’s favourite colour, despite popular belief, is not actually blue

It’s grey

Like the colour of thunderstorms and rain

Or waves as they lap the beach when it’s overcast out

Or Keith’s eyes in certain lighting…

Not many people know this, except Hunk and Keith, simply because it’s not something he tends to share

But Keith makes a point of beginning to collect pictures of storms and oceans from Earth specialty shops whenever they visit alien malls 

Lance keeps them all pinned up by his headboard, where he’ll sit and stare at them on days when he’s feeling extra gloomy about missing Earth

And if Keith’s with him, he’ll turn off the light and just gaze into his eyes, watching as they shift from a dark indigo to a heavy grey as the shadows play with his irises

That usually doesn’t last long though, since they end up making out, both thinking god why is he so attractive! as they let their lips do the talking

Again, stopping myself here. Some of these made their way into one of my fics….

Fun fact, people often unconsciously mimic the person they're thinking about most... hmm

Keith and Lance mirror each other so often and it’s the cutest thing

I feel like Lance would be the one to propose but it’d in the worst possible situation.

Like, he doesn’t have a ring or a special night planned, it’s just a sudden thought he has when they’re in the middle of battle.

Keith and Lance have been dating for a while now (a year? Five? Idk, you decide) and one day when the team is separated and Keith and Lance are swarmed by Galra fleets. They’re standing back to back, covering each other.

And Lance just turns around and looks at Keith and all he thinks is

Holy shit I love this boy, I have to marry him.

So he’s trying to tell Keith but hey, these two are in the middle of battle they don’t have time to talk about marriage and a happily ever after.

But then they both manage to find cover. Lance is laying down defence fire before darting back down to where Keith is lying with his sword, trying to contact the others through the damaged comms and Lance just says over the sound of explosions and gun shots

“I want to marry you!”

And Keith is shocked at first, trying to process what his boyfriend just said and Lance repeats himself

“Lets get married!”

before Keith’s all like

“You’re proposing to me NOW?!”

And Lance tries to explain between attacks that he knows they’re at war and it’s the worst time to get married but he also knows that they could lose each other and at any moment and he wants to be able to call him his husband even if it’s just for one day.

And Keith just grabs his hand and runs through enemy lines, taking out Galra soldiers and telling him how much of an idiot he is.

But as they’re running away, Lance feels Keith’s hand tighten around his and he just says “yes”

And at first Lance is confused until Keith just glances back at him

“If we manage to get out of this alive, then yes, I will marry you.”

And Lance gets the biggest smile on his face because he has a fiance

Bonus:

Pidge over the comms: “Did my virgin ears just hear a marriage proposal”