One Day You Will Stand Before God In Judgment

literally percy.

"walker's nothing like percy" then what is this percy jackson behavior from his tiktok account huh

can someone please leave a picture of wario in the replies

hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)

there is delaware (state) and delaware (river) 

both are equally strange

the state is a tiny little cryptid thing

the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.

the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.

"He didn't think much of fates and prophecies, but he did believe in one thing: Annabeth and he were supposed to be together."

(3 years ago vs now)

i swear, they just can’t go eat out like normal people. no, they accidentally have to blow up the whole place, bc of a silly rival challenge

A few chapters later...

Look at Dazai, living his best life. Bro is literally living his fantasy.

I love how in BSD every au and fanfic that someone makes could be true.

Person A came up with a pirate au, cool let's write it into the Book and see if Odasaku lives in this one or if Dazai decides to stop being a pirate and go join some other sea faring crew instead. Magic and Mystery? Sure why not? The aus where Dazai and Chuuya got to UA? That too.

There is a book that can create countless alternate realities, which means that any of them and every of fic technically has the chance to be true in one of them.

I inhaled a fuck load of harmful plastic fumes a couple months ago by burning ziploc bags with a hot scalding knife