Everybody's Making Rusty Ryan A Dog. A Fucking DOG.

lmao why am i keep seeing this

THIS IS SO TRUE *cough aggressively

“but what about platonic soulmates?? not everything has to be romantic. friendship is just as important—” shut uppp. i have plenty of friends. i don’t need to live vicariously through some fictional character’s friendship. i want to see them fuck nasty. i want to see them be weird about each other

if we weren’t supposed to think they’re in love why do they literally always look seconds away from fucking eachother??

I have the urge to draw Joe Black in a Czech folk costume (some Moravian one probably) carrying out Morana (something like a scarecrow symbolizing slavic goddess of death)

Making up stuff like this makes me kinda forget about the fact that the film is 3 hours long and about painfully rich Americans.

YES YES

I even wrote an entire continuation of the scene where Jack meets David Mills at the psychiatric hospital, and then Jack goes through the process of becoming David’s legal guardian as he reintegrates into society, along with the journey of them becoming roommates. I think I was obsessed with your crossover idea back then!!

I know the fight club crossover shipping fandom is really loving primal fear right now but I am begging you guys to see my vision here. Pls see the vision. Are you seeing the vision

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hate when someone asks how are you and you say good how are you and they say "oh not so great" or something. it's always like ohh okay i see we're being honest i thought we were playing pretend. can i have a do-over

i can't hate them, i can't hate this

sowwy

I don't know you guys, but George Clooney looks really Mexican to me.

troy, fury, once upon a time in hollywood, ughhhhh

liking fight club is bad because after a while you can recognize brad pitt by his tits alone

George Clooney as Danny Ocean & Brad Pitt as Rusty Ryan in Ocean’s Eleven (2001)