WATCH YOUR WALLETS

holy fuck G Clonney was so hot and such a badass omg omg

George Clooney as Seth Gecko FROM DUSK TILL DAWN (1996)

sometimes we (i) forgot

oh yeh, i don't even know how Danny will ever help Rusty out ☠️☠️

Had to make a meme to describe me currently

troy, fury, once upon a time in hollywood, ughhhhh

liking fight club is bad because after a while you can recognize brad pitt by his tits alone

yoooo hoooo

tomorrow is the LAST DAY to sign up for the wolfs exchange

DAMN GOOD DEAL 🤚

yessir

ye so i drew silly 1980s Brad Pitt

(he's so babygurl I'll make him George's soon)

when your husband gets locked up for stealing incan matrimonial masks to get back at his ex wife <3

OMG THIS ART STYLE 💝💝💝

Pruebas de tinta con los novios 💋💋💋

YES YES I THOUGHT THIS FANDOM IS DYING 😭😭😭‼️‼️‼️

Deciding that I missed this blog. Headcannons to celebrate.

The Ocean's Crew almost always live together in one big house during their planning phases. Sometimes they crash at Rueben's mansion, sometimes they all stay in adjoining rooms at a cheap hotel, and sometimes Danny has the money for an AirB&B.

When they do all live together, Rusty is the one who decides where everyone goes. Because of this, he gets hounded and bribed for weeks on end before move-in day because: Saul's very strong living preferences are always changing, Livingston's allergies mean he can't stand rooming with half the crew, Frank needs his own bathroom, if they bring Tess then everyone is going to want to room with Tess, Yen wants to be closest to the kitchen and simultaneously on one of the higher floors, Basher is very particular about who he simply will not room with, Linus has about a million asks (both said and unsaid), Danny wants to be wherever his scheming mind can scheme a little more, and nobody ever wants to room with the twins.

Rueben never has to tell Rusty his preferences. He knows that Rusty will put him where he likes best.

Rueben's butler knows them all by name and never needs to be asked what they want for breakfast.

When they live together they come up with random, stupid family rules like "if you're late for dinner, you have to sing 'I'm a little teapot' backwards" or "if you track mud through the house you have to do the dishes." The twins invented most of these rules just to mess with Linus but they become a staple of every good heist.

Domesticities like Taco Tuesday are mandatory.

If there is a pool, Basher will be in it. It gets to the point where Danny has to bribe staff to put less chlorine in it so Basher's skin doesn't dry out like a raisin.

Everyone gauges how well things are going by Rusty's nighttime routine. If he announces after dinner that he's going to bed by 9 or 10, it is defcon 5 and everyone should be tense.

Frank has jazz playing 24/7.

If they're staying at a hotel, they have to attack breakfast in the lounge restaurant in meticulous phases. Danny always goes first to get the freshest coffee. Rusty always goes last because he eats the most. Someone always has to go with Saul to make sure he's not upping his cholesterol.

Yen puts Mandarin subtitles on all of the TVs. He can understand English movies perfectly fine but it helps the rest of the crew learn Mandarin.