I Thoroughly Believe That Thomas Accidentally Called Daud Dad At Some Point, Then The Rest Of The Whalers

What is the sudden obsession with bog bodies for

If the only constant in my life is a bathtub, I'm fine with that

Me

Idea: Fallout New Jersey, it's like a normal fallout game, but you slowly realize the apocalypse didn't happen and you're just in normal New Jersey

Reblog if you say "Y'all"

Random thought

What if you had to wear whatever clothes you fell asleep in in the void? Fell asleep in only a pair of boxers? Too bad! Now try to maintain a serious conversation with the outsider while covering yourself with the teddy bear you still sleep with!

There's still only one!

Reblog If You Can Take Off Your Bra Without Taking Your Shirt Off.

@officialskeletonwar

I got bored in class

My life's going to turn into an 80's movie, and I'm going to be chased around new York and I don't have time for that.

My mom, on her fear of receiving marked money from the mafia