zut- Interjection
Zut ! J’ai oublie mes clés ! / Shoot! I forgot my keys!
sacré- adjective (literally means holy) (old fasioned, quaint)
Ce sacré moustique ! / This darn mosquito!
Sacrebleu- literally no one says this
Mon dieu- used like ‘oh my god’ in English
Nom de dieu- used like ‘oh my god’ in English
mince- when used as an adjective it means thin, when used as an interjection in means something like ‘man’ or ‘geez’.
Oh mince, il pleut. / Aw man, it’s raining.
La vache- lit. the cow, used as an interjection kinda like fudge in english
Merde: shit, can be a noun or an interjection
Con- stupid, asshole (can be a noun or an adjective)
Chier: to shit, a verb
Un merdier: a situation that is shit, a mess, a cluster fuck
l’élection de 2016 était un merdier / the 2016 election was a mess
Bon sang: lit. ‘Good blood’. used like holy shit.
Fumier- manure, used like jerk or dick
un fumier un jour, un fumier toujours. / Once a jerk, always a jerk.
Firme ta gueule/ta gueule- Shut up, lit. close your snout.
gueule- used kinda like ‘your ass’ in american english. literally it means mouth, but its usually used for animals so it becomes insulting when applied towards humans.
Je vais casser la gueule ! / I’m gonna kick your ass!
Dégueulasse/dégueu- the vulgar form of gross
j'en ai marre- i’m sick of/fed up with it
emerdeur/deuse- shit-stirrer
baiser- used to mean to kiss, now means to fuck or to kiss depending on context
Merdasse- more vulgar form of shit
chiant(e)- so annoying lit. a thing that is shitty
faire des conneries- to fuck up, to do stupid shit
Dégueulasse/dégueu- gross
Bordel- mess, lit. a brothel
Connard/connase- bastard, jerk, asshole
Cul- ass (as in the body part)
ça me fait chier- This is boring me to death lit. this makes me shit myself
Abruti(e)- dumb ass
Salaud- (male) jack ass
Salope- dirty woman, whore
Saloper- verb meaning to screw someone over
Saloperie- fuckery, fucked up shit
Putain- Used as often and in about as many ways as we use fuck. Means whore in medieval french.
Putain ! Je me suis cogné le putain d’orteil ! / Fuck! I stubbed my fucking toe!
Pute- the ho’ to putain’s whore, still used like whore/ho
Fils d’un pute- Son of a whore (an insult)
Pétasse- slut
Chienne- bitch (like in english lit female dog)
Garce- bitch (reclaimed by gay guys)
Enfoiré(e)- dumbass lit. having to do with diarrhea
Enflure- douchebag, asshole. lit. swelling
Chatte- Pussy (the body part)
bite- dick (the body part)
Branler- to jerk off
Branleur- wanker
Se Casser- to go fuck off lit. to break yourself
Niquer- to fuck
Nique ta mère- go fuck your mom
Enculer- to fuck up the ass
[Putain de] + [insult swear]
Putain de salope ! / fucking bitch!
Dégueulasse/dégueu- gross
[bordel de] + [anything you want]
assez avec ce bordel de merde / enough with this fucking shit
For more fun you can stack putain and bordel onto the same word
Putain/enculé(e) de ta race- means something like ‘ you are the worst representative of your type’ (apparently its not racist, but it makes me feel weird)
I have no memory of this happening, nor of me typing this
idk if i should blame this on sleep deprivation or simply having a wohoo ass brain but i literally thought that i can see mushrooms growing out of my phone in the colours of the app im currently on so i switched to tumbl to make it more interesting so yeah
6,7,8/100
imma put these 3 together because i was at countryside and truly didnt do that much
so academically speaking what i did was
take some notes
lowkey organize the chapters i will be studying for the time i still am away
AND WENT STARGAZING AND IT ACYUALLY WENT ON PRETTY WELL LIKE I SPOTTED JUPITER AND SATURN AND I KNOW ITS NOT A BIG THING IT JUST MAKES ME SO SO BLOODY HAPPY DFHKFDFK
recently i saw a post on my dash compiling study music, so i decided to make one of my own! here are some of my favorite playlists on youtube to listen to while i’m working, hope you enjoy!
japanese music
japanese jazz when driving on a warm night
do you like some japanese jazz fusion?
japanese songs i think you should listen to at least once
japanese pop/rock songs to cheer you up! bc studies are hard (help me pls)
calm japanese song to forget all the chaos now
japanese city pop mixtape vol. 11- seaside city
japanese pop/rock songs to cheer you up during quarantine
summer side | smooth 80′s japanese funk
🌻 9:00am : shiny morning time (indie/jazz)
japanese blues/jazz while floating towards the surface
korean music
korean r&b mix
loona; energetic, upbeat bops
chill/study kpop playlist
bts late night study playlist 2020
bts playlist to study//sleep//chill 2020
listening to a chill bts playlist in your car on a rainy night
seventeen chill playlist
playlist created and curated by seventeen themselves
red velvet soft & chill playlist
iu’s best songs
songs that make me feel like i’m in a high-teen romance kdrama
・゚☆✧ soft n’ chill ♡ | kpop playlist
classical music
a playlist for a 19th century villain scheming against his enemies
your pianist roommate may have made a pact with the devil, but you are too afraid to ask
dark academia slightly obscure playlist
dark academia classical music but its only ballades
a playlist to you feel inside of ‘pride and prejudice’ while you’re waiting for your Mr. Darcy
a playlist of beethoven proving he’s an immortal god
that’s why tchaikovsky is the best composer
hope y’all enjoy some of these finds, and feel free to add your favorite study music in the notes so that people who need them can find something new to listen to!
here fam, hacking the simulation to give you a new brain and a hug🥺💖
My brain is melting and fucking same
okay besties lets not talk about this one, okay?
4
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im verybdrunk rn
funny workd ngl
didnt do much as academically i meab but i did elbaorate on some of my ideas.world is funny abd luving lmfai have a jcie day
Dark academia (or any type of academia) does not have to be entirely exhausting yourself. Please take a break. Here are some things you can do:
-Stretch your legs, stretch your whole body.
-Get a glass of water and drink it.
-Get a snack or a meal if you're hungry.
-Close your eyes and just observe your thoughts for five minutes.
-Take a nap if your tired.
-Do a small set of exercise(s).
-Shower, if it's been a while since the last one.
-Do something sensory like light some incense, or play with a fidget toy.
-Go outside and just get some fresh air for a couple of minutes.
-Call a friend or talk to a family member.
-Read a book you enjoy that does not have to do with things your learning.
-Participate in a hobby for fifteen or thirty minutes (maybe doodle something or continue crocheting a couple of rows).
You are worthy of self care and self love. You are not just an education robot. Take some time to yourself.
(Also feel free to add to this!)
and that's the proof 99% of writers prefer cats.
- Sylvia Plath, from the 'Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath' (Pg. 522)
*rings large bell*
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