1. What's Your Favorite Song?

☆ Asking some of the MHA guys what their type is ☆

Izuku: "Well she needs to be kind, and easy to talk to, and--oh, physically? I guess being curvy wouldn't hurt,"

Bakugo: "This is so stupid. . . A nice ass,"

Denki: "Cute face is a must,"

Eijiro: "I like it when a girl can really hold her own. Someone strong, maybe athletic,"

Spinner: "A type? Like, a preference? I'd have to say... alive. More specific? Okay, so, y'know when girls move their chests up and down? Yeah, like breathing. I'm real into that,"

Shigaraki: "I don't have time for this. Fucking is fucking. I dunno, soft hands, I guess,"

Dabi: "Your mom still alive? Good, good. Tell her to call me. It's her, she's my type,"

Twice: "As a bisexual I am legally required to tell you that I will fuck anyone who is on a bicycle. Don't look so worried, consent is implied!"

For simps that love the loser version of shigaraki!

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This is so cute and human though 🥺

i watch baseball for the side quests

update: i think you should look at the reblogs for more important baseball hijinks

Hey, Jimbo! I saw you scrolling by and wanted to let you know that your writing skills are becoming mallards among men. You're doing great, kiddo. So good luck on that draft. And remember—have fun with it!

First half of Season 2 is so under appreciated for having the funniest fucking group of characters

Christa - Secretly Historia Reiss, royal-blooded bastard child of the King of the Walls, and only remaining heir to the throne of Paradis

Ymir - Secretly the Jaw Titan, a girl out of time who comes from Marley 60 years in the past, preserved for decades in Pure Titan form

Reiner - Secretly the Armored Titan, a soldier from Marley sent on a mission to act as a double agent and recover the Coordinate, who orchestrated the Fall of Shiganshina

Bertholdt - Secretly the Colossal Titan, a soldier from Marley sent on a mission to act as a double agent and recover the Coordinate, who also orchestrated the Fall of Shiganshina

Connie - Bald

I missed sleepover Saturday can we do Sleepover Sunday instead 🥺

Let's do Sleepover Saturday!

So send me asks about:

fuck, marry, kill

ask my top 3 of anything

make me choose between two things

send me celebrities for hot or not

would I ship _______ with _______ ? 

headcanons

who you ship me with

tell me stories about you or your day

ask me for advice

ask me questions about things you want to know

literally whatever you want!

I've got two types

Like there is an equal opportunity for each of these men to drive me straight into Pound Town and I cannot explain that

𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖇𝖇𝖑𝖊𝖘 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝕽𝖊𝖖𝖘

Key: Works tagged with ⁀➷ are NSFW

MHA

Asking Them What Their Type Is ⁀➷

Twice As A Lover ⁀➷

Twice As A Lover Pt. 2 ⁀➷

MISC REQS

An Unexpected Guest ft Kick-Ass ⁀➷

Them: can't you just take things seriously?

Me:

Kick-Ass himself? If you're fr message me with details and I'll whip something up!

Come to me (smut writer) those who are weak and weary (people who never see their favorite characters in things) and I shall give you rest (write about said character pounding you stupid)