I Couldn't Find A Single Serious Longfic Featuring Spinner From MHA, And I'm Now 22 Chapters Into Writing

Me, winning Miss Fucked Up Congeniality:

Wow, this is such an honor. I'd like to start off my speech with the fact that echidnas have four penises, which means that if Sonic were to fellate Knuckles, it would be giving him heads.

My parents, dead-eyed:

That's our girl.

Eating that shit up when people talk to me about philosophical questions or fictional characters

Messaging people for the first time is so hard. What am I supposed to say? Like, "You seem really odd and your blog intrigues me. Do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters?" What! Whatever. I will just follow you back and stare at your blog with my big beautiful brown eyes.

when you grew up as a lonely uncool girl it will never stop haunting you by the way. you will meet a cool person at a bar or the train station or at a friend's party and you can wear your most stylish outfit and striking eye makeup and you will swear that they can see through all of the facade and see the lonely terribly insecure teenage girl you used to be who desperately wanted to connect and you will swear that they know that there is like an insurmountable gap between you. this will happen forever

The best writing is almost always the most self-indulgent. Write it and someone will read it.

if it's good enough for you, then it deserves to be made. don't let anyone else decide if your story is worth it or not.

All the fic ideas fighting to the top of my brain over who gets to escape next

Saw this crocs trend on Tik Tok and…

Me and the guy who does whatever I ask because I'm always doing some freaky shit in the sack

Chapter 6 of to see you bloom when👀

Hey, lovely! I'm currently studying for a huge test I have to take in May so that's where all my time is going 😭 I've also just been diagnosed with POTS so I'm readjusting to my new life style. So sorry it's taking me this long, I miss writing!!

Come to me (smut writer) those who are weak and weary (people who never see their favorite characters in things) and I shall give you rest (write about said character pounding you stupid)