My Plan Is To Create A New And Revolutionary Snack. I Call It: Foot By The Fruit™. This Will Be, Of

Read this in the voice of Dr. Orpheus from Venture Bros

NO, YOU AREN'T "EEPY"

A MAN CANNOT BE "EEPY."

HE CAN BE FATIGUED.

HE CAN BE SLUMBEROUS.

HE CAN BE BATTLEWORN FROM THE DAY'S ORDEALS.

BUT NEVER, AND I MEAN NEVER, MUST YOU EVER UTTER THAT WORD.

AND THE BED AND PILLOW WHICH YOU REST YOUR BODY ON?

MUST NEVER BE SO LARGE AS TO MAKE YOUR OWN FORM SEEM DIMINUTIVE IN COMPARISON. IT MUST BE ONLY LARGE ENOUGH TO FIT YOUR OWN BODY, LIKE A COFFIN.

AND YOU ARE ALLOWED BUT 1 PLUSH UPON IT.

AND IT HAS TO BE OF YOUR GREATEST ENEMY.

When I don't have time to write my fics so I gotta store all my ideas in the ol' noggin

Walmart is out here charging 5 dollars for a pool noodle.

I love how they're trying to manipulate us by calling it "defending women". If they really wanted to defend us, they would focus on stopping things like rape, murder, spousal abuse, rights to our own bodies, medical inequality, and equal opportunities.

This is them attempting to make it seem like they are allies.

It is a wolf in sheep's clothing.

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ETA a new option:

(From a source I will not link.)

I literally graduate in 36 days with my master's degree 🙃

Papi💕 wip

Might delete later to post full version

i have spinner brainrot

"you don't post your dead dove fics on anon?" no, all of my dead dove, dirty, disgusting gay smut are posted on my main. I have no shame. normalize a girl being a pervert and a sex-crazed freak

Okay but this goes hard

Endou Yuu versus the cosmic unknown 

So just my life as it is now then

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