There Should Also Be Mandatory Options For Sedation And Pain Management During IUD Insertions, Greater

First half of Season 2 is so under appreciated for having the funniest fucking group of characters

Christa - Secretly Historia Reiss, royal-blooded bastard child of the King of the Walls, and only remaining heir to the throne of Paradis

Ymir - Secretly the Jaw Titan, a girl out of time who comes from Marley 60 years in the past, preserved for decades in Pure Titan form

Reiner - Secretly the Armored Titan, a soldier from Marley sent on a mission to act as a double agent and recover the Coordinate, who orchestrated the Fall of Shiganshina

Bertholdt - Secretly the Colossal Titan, a soldier from Marley sent on a mission to act as a double agent and recover the Coordinate, who also orchestrated the Fall of Shiganshina

Connie - Bald

shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply

"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post

"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior

"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares

"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.

"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all

".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity

the thing is that childhood doesn't just end when you turn 18 or when you turn 21. it's going to end dozens of times over. your childhood pet will die. actors you loved in movies you watched as a kid will die. your grandparents will die, and then your parents will die. it's going to end dozens and dozens of times and all you can do is let it. all you can do is stand in the middle of the grocery store and stare at freezers full of microwave pizza because you've suddenly been seized by the memory of what it felt like to have a pizza party on the last day of school before summer break. which is another ending in and of itself

I have never been called out so hard in my life

Chapter 68: Encounter

Every other car company watching Elon Musk crumble

"Why do you have so much trouble making friends? Why do you say things that way? Why don't you know how to talk to people? Why do you have these mannerisms?"

"Well I have ADHD and Autism,"

"That doesn't make sense, you're not running around and you made eye contact with me!"

🤡

People: "You're so weird!"

People: *find out I'm autistic*

People: "No way. You're like, so normal."

Me looking at myself in the mirror and seeing all the shit that still needs to come off of my face at the end of the night

New REBLOG Game

Just fucking lie about the previous poster

One of my most favorite fics I've ever read started me on this trend. I tried doing y/n or just leaving it blank, but it felt so weird doing it, really took me out of the whole experience. I would much rather play a role than be able to tell someone struggled to create a character who was as blank as possible to try and fit everyone.

But that's just me.

When you're reading an x reader fanfic but suddenly your name is Rachel