You Can’t Imagine Your Life Without Her. I Already Have A Sister To Save. Her Name Is Jemma Simmons.

I’m sorry for the heartbreak </3

@cassandraclare

You know you have a type when you are on a rode trip reading Fahrenheit 451 and listening to Play With Fire by Sam Tinnesz.

He still needs to be investigated by the MI6 for Princess Diana's murder

Did you know John Mulaney’s joke about the Ides of March got him investigated by the Secret Service?

Notice how he said "I Just can't afford for you to fall in love with me"

AND NOT

"I just can't afford to fall in love with you"

This bitch is already madly in love with Alex. He knows he's too far gone at this point. But he can stop Alex from falling in love with him. He can protect him.

Okay. I just finished reading Red White & Royal Blue from Casey Mcquinston and I can officially say that my life is finaly over. I lived long enough to see this beautiful masterpiece and it is GLORIOUS!!!

Oh, and btw Henry George Edward James Fox-Mountchristen-Windsor is THE BEST writer. I wanna read everyting he ever wrote.

Am I Always a bitch or am I Just full of PMS?

“I am afraid of you. in loving me you hold a knife at my throat. in loving you I tell you exactly where to cut. we are two against the world yet I still do not trust your hand in mine, this is new and I am terrified.”

— vulnerability - a.j.

Dru and Ash in Faerie, from The Wicked Powers | Art by EK Belcher

A family of cheetahs sleep with the forest guard every night. When the Forest Dept. heard about it, they decided to check the veracity of the claim by installing a CCTV camera. This is what the camera recorded! Just amazing.

Kitties will be kitties 🐈‍⬛

If a woman has a heartbeat you can’t tell her what to do with her goddamn body!