I Am Obsessed With The Comments On Recipe Sites

Valentine’s day is NOT a day for lovers, couples, or people in relationships. Valentine’s day is exclusively for elementary school students who each buy their entire class cute little cards with cartoon characters on them, messily scrawl their classmates names there as an act of love, and give them a tiny little candy packet.

that is the height of the holiday.

i saw some people doing this for their blogs, so i’m making one too; feel free to use for yourself

Do Not Interact

homophobes

biphobes

transphobes

Trump supporters

Blue Lives Matter supporters

acephobes

arophobes

xenophobes

neo-Nazis

islamophobes

pedophiles

misygonists

people uncomfortable speaking to a minor

terfs

more may be added in the future

actually fuck you im outta here (stardew valley NPC walking away noise)

i hate how reward systems never work for me like i can’t just say “if i finish this assignment i can have a cookie” bc my brain is like “…..or u could just have one right now” and i can’t argue with that logic

James McAvoy & Keira Knightley as Robbie Turner & Cecilia Tallis

Atonement (2007)

Here’s to all my boys with love handles, stretch marks, ribs that show, who feel they are too big or too small, who feel “unmanly,” who have cellulite, who can’t grow facial hair, who can’t seem to gain weight or lose it, who feel “too short” or wish they looked like a male model. Y'all matter. Love you. 💕

eeby deeby is the wildest thing and its just So Tumblr. like it feels like all the other obscure tumblr jokes that i see ppl on tiktok explaining to the masses. like it feels like it could have started in 2018. if world heritage posts reblogged the original eeby deeby post right now i wouldnt question it. i think eeby deeby might have always existed

last one is specifically inspired by this post

And you'll notice that the people threatening them are never labeled as "terrorists".

does mike flanagan know that now he absolutely cannot make another season of the haunting and not include lesbians?? lesbians are canon now. it’s about the ghosts and the lesbians. you can’t take any of them away mr flanagan