ARE YOU TODAY’S DATE?

JULIUS CAESAR VS SO MANY FUCKING KNIVES !

NOBODY FUCKING MOVE.

Knives! Get your Knives here for no particular reason!

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Get em while they're cold, get em while they're sharp!

Special discount if your name is Brutus for no reason in particular!

honestly the discourse on this site is so bad that I have a new hot take: if you use tumblr at all fuck you

This is how I celebrated the Ides of March last year. I don't know how to commit to the bit any more this year, but I'll take suggestions.

the internet the second march hits

(lying about what happened to Caesar)

“Uh, no, the Ides of March thing wasn’t violent at all. It was just a heated argument. The Senators brought up a lot of good points.”

30 days until HE comes home

caesars assassination but with empty cardboard tubes