Yooo Sketches In The Middle Of School

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the internet the second march hits

This is how I celebrated the Ides of March last year. I don't know how to commit to the bit any more this year, but I'll take suggestions.

(lying about what happened to Caesar)

“Uh, no, the Ides of March thing wasn’t violent at all. It was just a heated argument. The Senators brought up a lot of good points.”

caesars assassination but with empty cardboard tubes

Tumblr Holidays:

• March 14th: Pi Day

• March 15th: Ides of March

• April 1st: April Fools Day and Mishapocalypse Memorial Day

• April 13th: Homestuck Day

• April 20th: Weed Day

• September 8th: Queen Elizabeth Killed By Sans Undertale Day

• November 5th: Destiel Canon Day

why are all these modern aus for the Odyssey set in a high school. where's the retelling where Odysseus is just a guy lost in an airport who keeps missing his connecting flights home due to a comical series of delays and disgruntled airline employees

You can tell how hungry for blood the tumblr userbase is this year by looking at how early in the month the Ides of March posts are being made