Bluniper000 - Juno :3

mutual 1: I want to turn that man's prostate into silly putty

mutual 2: here's smth i doodled during science class lol

mutual 3: pls remember that you personally can drink milk and still be a lactose intolerance ally!! anyone who tells you otherwise doesn't know their history :]

mutual 4: fucking a robot girl in the ass call that backend programming

mutual 5: holy shit I need him so fucking bad holy shit holyyy shit oh my god

mutual 6: anyone get kind of horny putting the ignition key in the car....it's so intimate....turning him on....

mutual 7: so lets talk about where scrimblo's arc is realistically going- I know a lot of people are trying to argue that he's being manipulated but this ignores the fact that there is clearly unresolved conflict between him and bleebus about their moralities

mutual 8: happy propeller penis thursday

mutual 9: "scrimblo and bleebus need to discuss their morality" god forbid a pathetic boywife does some torture 🙄🙄

mutual 10: WHO IS HYPED FOR THE NEW ALBUM LETS FUCKING GO

mutual 11: guys we're not getting a new album

mutual 12: please stop sending me death threats

mutual 13: why is my whole dash talking about this band I don't even listen to.....

mutual 14: hey boy nice knife wound can i put my tongue in it

mutual 15: i'm going to fall into lake michigan

Nothing better than #Vicodin... 💊 Except maybe #Men 😄 #Yep #ImGay 🌈

Fashion parallels

will you just let me be silly for a sec. there's this dread so ancient in me

Call Wilson party rock the way he's in the House tonight

How did ANYONE watch the I’m Not Okay music video and actually think mikeyway had asthma. King you’re not supposed to deep throat the inhaler those skills are not transferable

i cant fucking believe they did that without me!!!

all software should be open source wtf. u expect me to run this on my own computer without knowing what its doing???

car manufacturers dont weld the hoods shut to keep ppl from copying their engines. books arent written with a military-grade cipher to avoid plagiarism. and we dont let food have "secret formulas" anymore bc too often one of the "secret ingredients" was fucking lead

when ur distributing a product to the public u forfeit the right to hide whats inside it, u dont get to hand out a black box and expect ppl to just trust u when u totally swear it doesnt have a microphone inside

who do you think would win in a fight. Jerma985 or Hannibal Lecter

Fusing "gay catgirls in love" with "catgirls who act like real cats" to produce a couple who occasionally just randomly decide to have a full on powerbomb-my-girlfriend-through-the-coffee-table wrestling match with absolutely no preamble or warning, scaring the hell out of everyone in the general vicinity.