The Jermafication Of The Spot Is Real

polyamory would not always fix the love triangle. sometimes it would make it much, much worse. but they should do it anyway

life would be sooo good without my curse

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the bestie and I came up w this today

What do we think? Do I do this?

hmmm why does my uterus hurt and why do i feel kinda off. weird. surely these are not the warning symptoms of a predictable biological process that occurs on a regular schedule. anyway. im going to wear white pants today.

perhaps ripping this one little piece of skin off my lips will at last render them plump and moisturized

Fashion parallels

⚠️ BEWARE ⚠️

the homoerotic girlbestfriend situationship CAN and WILL kill you

all software should be open source wtf. u expect me to run this on my own computer without knowing what its doing???

car manufacturers dont weld the hoods shut to keep ppl from copying their engines. books arent written with a military-grade cipher to avoid plagiarism. and we dont let food have "secret formulas" anymore bc too often one of the "secret ingredients" was fucking lead

when ur distributing a product to the public u forfeit the right to hide whats inside it, u dont get to hand out a black box and expect ppl to just trust u when u totally swear it doesnt have a microphone inside