Being A Hannibal Fan Is So Stupid I’ll Be In The Shower Listening To Music Imagining Two Grown Men

This is how Hannibal looks when he’s visiting crime scenes

white boy SHOCKS friend group by growing perfect c cup breasts

One of my friends suggested they go to Barbie’s dream house. Hope this is satisfactory.

my deftones cd collection

a fisherman's life motto

all software should be open source wtf. u expect me to run this on my own computer without knowing what its doing???

car manufacturers dont weld the hoods shut to keep ppl from copying their engines. books arent written with a military-grade cipher to avoid plagiarism. and we dont let food have "secret formulas" anymore bc too often one of the "secret ingredients" was fucking lead

when ur distributing a product to the public u forfeit the right to hide whats inside it, u dont get to hand out a black box and expect ppl to just trust u when u totally swear it doesnt have a microphone inside

thought I was muted and just had this exchange with a coworker on a zoom call

My love language is being stabbed in a kitchen

jesse i ordered unlimited breadsticks forever ago and theyre still not here. mistah white that was the limitless breadsticks, the breadsticks without a limit. theyre going to approach but never reach your table. see, the waiter keeps walking towards us but is getting only nearer and nearer without getting to us. sorry this is a breakingbad post i didnt jnow how else to frame my joke. can someone drive me home now that im done i dont have a license