Going Positively Insane

just figured out how to repost i think lets go?

- how many moments do you want to… - yes. | part 1

i get a sex change operation every year just to keep the haters guessing

My love language is being stabbed in a kitchen

getting surgery not because i'm experiencing any medical issues but because i just like to give my organs some light every now and then. gotta let em breathe

wtf i was jus listening to tempest and the lyrics perfectly linef up with when i read it im tweaking

I'd like to be taken

Apart from the inside

I can't be autistic bc I'm actually great at understanding social cues!

[Cut to my POV, a Terminator-style overlay analyzing word choice and body language while over everyone's head a bar labeled Are They Mad At Me shows varying levels]

dude are we talking horses

jesse i ordered unlimited breadsticks forever ago and theyre still not here. mistah white that was the limitless breadsticks, the breadsticks without a limit. theyre going to approach but never reach your table. see, the waiter keeps walking towards us but is getting only nearer and nearer without getting to us. sorry this is a breakingbad post i didnt jnow how else to frame my joke. can someone drive me home now that im done i dont have a license